Rules of PILLOW FIGHT CLUB

1st RULE: You do not talk about PILLOW FIGHT CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about PILLOW FIGHT CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, they're probably drunk or high.

4th RULE: Only two guys, girls, or alien beings to a fight.

5th RULE: One fight at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes, no pants, no butterfly wings, and of course, NO TRANCE.

7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to or until we get bored watching.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at PILLOW FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.