How I see it...

And now the Rest of the story...

   Wed, June 11, 2008 - 11:28 AM
My dear friend Dre has blogged a very descriptive and disturbing narration on why 5th Column Ground Squirrels and smarter than Communist Nazi Tree Squirrels.

people.tribe.net/5d7b4484-...49fef/blog

"You are a jumpin tree squirrel but noooooooooo you are an evil, godless commie nazi who is going to perish in the fires of squirrel perdition..."
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...and there you have the premise for a decision, mankind's demise or dead baby bushytails... The choice is simple.

Defoliation will occur, mankind's last hope of being victorious while facing anniliation by the evil godless commie nazi Tree Squirrels.

Many within the ranks of the evil godless commie nazi regime will be forced to ally with the 5th Column. They will recognize the end of their kind as the apocalypse of fire and poison rain, which was fortold on the bark etchings of their prophets, manifests itself before their beady godless eyes. Extinction is imminent!

Now, their only salvation is to give in to a greater power. To be humbled to the point of accepting complete destruction or giving in to the superior 5th Column Ground Squirrels.

For decades the 5th Column Ground Squirrels have been engineering the creation of the 5th Column Ground Squirrel Unground Railroad. Completed now for years it is ready for the great escape. As the war wages against the evil godless commie nazi Tree Squirrels the 5th Column seizes the opportunity and turns it into the ultimate power play.

They offer salvation and safety to those defectors from the evil godless commie nazi Tree Squirrles. "ASYLUM!" is chited loudly as the bushytail dart into the 5th Column tunnels to escape the final hour.

But the final blow is masterminded. Their fate will go unseen by the eyes of mankind. As droves of the evil godless commie nazi Tree Squirrels file into the tunnels it becomes apparent that the tunnels become narrow and continue to squeeze and trap the larger bodied bushytails.

No way to go forward, no way to back out. Poison rain spills into the tunnels. The final event of the Apocalypse. Their path to salvation becomes the brutal burrial grounds of the remaining evil godless commie Tree Squirrels. There is silence.

...On a distant hill the first of the 5th Column emerges. There are plans to be made......



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Wed, June 11, 2008 - 11:52 AM
Take this as something said by a man who is quite proud to be me.

My friends are strange.
Wed, June 11, 2008 - 11:54 AM
Wow, that is so deep in so many levels. I just write humor. Impressive.
Wed, June 11, 2008 - 12:00 PM
Oh, shit! Ground squirrels in trees! Run....DUCK!
Wed, June 11, 2008 - 12:08 PM
"ASYLUM" screamed in little squirrel voices...
I imagine they sound like Minnie Mouse.

Your mind is a strange place, Mike.
Knew I liked ya.
Wed, June 11, 2008 - 1:09 PM
I see the beginnings of a new video game....
Wed, June 11, 2008 - 9:17 PM
<creation of the 5th Column Ground Squirrel Unground Railroad.>

Grand Central Station must be at my work. there were at least 4 dozen of the little buggers popping out of holes next ot one of our manufacturing buildings. Who knows how many are on the rest of the 278 acres? Now those of you who know where I work should find this very disturbing....
Fri, June 13, 2008 - 8:58 AM
Squirrel hats will not be in short supply!