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I have my own pirate radio show, which now contains 20% more real pirates in every bite! Pirates contain your full daily allowance of vitamins.

I believe that children are our future, that love will keep us together, and that time keeps on slippin' slippin' slippin' into the future. Despite these insightful lyrics , I can't stand any of those songs.

Random fact: Your odds of being killed in a tornado are 1 in 2 million.

I find that the anonymity of the Internet allows me the freedom to express myself as never before: I am a lesbian. Well, I was lying when I said that I was lesbian- can guys even be lesbians? I guess that's sort of a problem, the lying thing I mean.

Finally, and in closing, my ambition is to eat at least one of every kind of animal there is, most especially the more delicious kinds.