I know very few places worth going where I won't see the captain.

Even though he's real annoying, a pain in the ass, and his ass smells like more elbows than my whole puppet posse combined, I forgot where I was going with that.

He is....
Captain Puppet!

He is --
a symbol of hope and freedom for the people!
Wait that's not it --
a
symbol of hedonism and fornication for the --


wait I think I've got it

he's a symbol of health and fertility.... no that's not it either

I think it's actually

humor and fun...

that sounds sort of anticlimatic now.

oh well - goodnite! *ssssssssssnnnnnnnnnooore*

This dude is one fun party animal! Just try to keep up with him! And don't make him made, he'll throw ya overboard! Hail to our puppet leader, dudes!

Captain, oh, Captain, who doth thee be this week, my Captain? You always entertain, throw one heck of a party, surprise us with your ever changing personality traits, and make sure everyone around you is having a good time, whether they be walkin' the plank or flitting around with fairy wings! You are THE Captain Puppet!

captain puppet is as fine a captain or a puppet that a dog could ever hope to follow over the hight seas. but his butt smells like an elbow. shalom, lothar the testimonial fairy

This captain has been all over the place. you never know who you are talking to when you come face to face with captain puppet. Is he a dog? a puppet? a pirate? a mixed drink recipe? Is he some sick way that women who have never met choose to bond with each other on the internet while slouching bored on their computers all over the world?

He was born into pirattey mischeif on a dark and blustery day....started hijacking lifeless tribes...

ok that sounds a little too Winnie-the Pooh. I'll come back and write more later if I feel like it.