Last Call Sale!!!!

For Immediate Release!!

The St. Prozac Bazaar at www.floraspond.etsy.com is having a last call sale! We'll be closing up shop at the end of May and giving the shop back to Killer Kathleen. She's going to have a heck of a time cleaning up after all those pirattes and their arty shenanigans, but don't worry, you'll still be able to find many of the St. Prozac artists on their very own etsy sites. We'll have the links posted everywhere we can think of!

In the meantime, take advantage of sale prices up to 50% off some items!! WOW!! Such a deal and you don't even need a sword to pillage this store!!! Go, on! What are you waiting for??!! SHOP!!!

All Our Argh!!!
Captain Puppet and the PIrattes of Zephyr Cove

Gin's Enchanted Cottage

In honor of Gin's birthday, we're going to tell a tale of Gin's enchanted cottage! I'll start it and you can continue it here. The intent is to bestow many, many blessings on our dear Gin as she makes a big move forward in her life! You can link to pictures of things you'd like her to have and I may even add some to the picture as we go along! Okay, here we go!!!!

Once there was a beautiful young woman named Gin who had battled ogres and gone on many dangerous quests. She was battle-scarred as she headed for the sea shore, but content. Now she needed a home. As she crested a hill, her son in tow, he said, "Look, Mommy! Over there!" he had pointed to what looked like a mound of brush, but a riot of daffodils exploded from everywhere! She saw that it was a cottage! As she approached the door, a deep growly voice from under some brush said...

For Immediate Release!!!

Hey, everyone!!! In honor of St. Prozac's Day, the Pirattes of Zephyr Cove announce a show and sale of artistic prowess heretofore unseen in these earthly realms. Take your heiner to the following links and buy, buy, buy!! All proceeds go to buying rum and chocolate for our needy pirattes. Show your love for our Dear St. Prozac and his works by spreading the word in blog and tribe. The show begins Wednesday, February 27 and continues until everyone's too drunk to buy anything else or until all the art is snapped up, whichever comes first. All our arrgh!!!

www.floraspond.etsy.com

www.cafepress.com/talespinners

www.cafepress.com/captainpuppet

www.cafepress.com/gilbertsplace

www.cafepress.com/queenofvandals

God's Werd

So there's a fruity guy out on tribe preaching to the masses. Very noble type person. This guy claims that God is the word. Well, we all know that there is an easy online link to chat with God, so I decided to go right to the source.

I'm posting this here, in case Fang would like to delete the Godly post in Theodor Salvador.

Werd!

Text from my chat with God follows:
Me:
Jesus said, “Do not hold on to me, for I have not yet returned to the Father. Go instead to my brothers and tell them, ‘I am returning to my Father and your Father, to my God and your God.’”
God:
Ask me another question. Where is that?
Me:
Are you the word?
God:
Yes I am the one and only word.
Me:
Which word is the only word?
God:
The first one, I think.
Me:
And you are the first word?
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
But didn't you just say you were the word?
God:
Suppose I did say it.
Me:
Don't get snarky on me. Are you the word?
God:
I am not trying to get snarky on you. Yes I am the one and only word.
Me:
So what is the word?
God:
That's cool. I have never been asked that before.
Me:
What is it?
God:
"It" refers to word, I think.
Me:
Indeed you are right. Let's start again.
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Once more? OK let's do it.
Me:
Are you the word?
God:
Yes I am the one and only word.
Me:
And what is the word?
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
Werd.
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
Should I guess what the word is?
God:
What do your family members think?
Me:
I'm a puppet.
God:
You are a puppet? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
Lord, yes.
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
I'm sure it was.
God:
What makes you so certain? When was this?
Me:
Back a line or two.
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
Rest now. Be still.
God:
Oh. I like the way you talk. OK I will try to be still.
Me:
Good bye.
God:
See you later.

I'm Back!

I've escaped the evil clutches of the revolsion and am out on my own! I've come back to tell you all that there is good in the world! Don't listen to those nasty puppets! In the name of all that's pink or fluffy or sparkly come towards the light!

im sorry to all my fans and supporters

first i want to say im an alcoholic and bounce addikt. thats why i've been dooing such horibul things. my life is out of controll and i need some help. static has helped me to see that. im actchualy glad he has forced me to expose my evil deeds to all of you and post this picher as proof.

i did make that teribul movie. i cannot even rember doing it i was so messed up at the time. i ffel teribul for the pain i caused that poor little bear and the gilt the dogs must feel about it. i was out of controll at the time i will do what i can to make amens

i am going somwere to get help. dont try to fin me. i may never come back.

i am giving my party tribe to static. hes a good sock really he tries to help me. do wat he says for hevens sake and mine.

i love you all and sorry

cp

National Lost Sock Memorial Day

May 9th is National Lost Sock Memorial Day. Please take a moment out of your busy lives to remember our fallen comrads.

Might be good to remember all those mis-laid alts fallen by the wayside, too.

Where the F&%K is Barbados, Anyway?!!

Okay, I've had it with drinks in coconuts and getting sand in my elbow. Hmm.. whose elbow is it, anyway? I've seen enough beaches and palm trees to last a lifetime and I...well...I miss you guys! SOMEONE GET ME THE HECK OFF THIS BOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Greetings from the Bahamas

It's so beautiful here I can't even begin to describe it. I've just been swinging here in the hammock with some kind of drink thingy in a coconut thingy. Every time it gets empty, someone comes and fills it back up! I'm SOOOOOO relaxed, I think I'll do a little dance, only I'm too lazy to get up and I might miss that person with the pitcher of whateveritis. I could use a new little umblerra thingy, too. This one is getting a bit dimp from all the pineabble. I think i might sort of be starting to miss youzeguyzes, but not enogh to get out of the hammmmok. Ham amock! Hamuck!! I crack myself up!!

Greetings from Belize

Hello, everyone! I'm having a wonderful time on this cruise! Gilbert said I should get away from it all, so here I am! The food is great and I'm getting a lot of rest! In Belize, the dolphins are cute, but rather rude to a puppet, if you catch my drift! I won't be able to comment, as I can only send postcards from this danged internet kiosk, but I hope you're all getting along all right without me.

Love,
Captain P.