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You're All Guilty

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Pigfucker's Bio

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Mr. Ren Faire cometition Saturday 5/3 ( miscellaneous » other ) Bring fistfuls of cash for my stage show to raise money for RESCU!!
listing posted Tue, April 29, 2008 - 4:39 PM
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Looking For - a 96 yr old Suicide Girl

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I Just Blaaahged On the Carpet

If you haven't seen it...
Wed, July 1, 2009 - 5:04 PM permalink - 2 comments
The Dethroning of Miss California, the "Real" Story

Or, Carrie "Post"Jean, Quit Being so Shellfish!!

Aww, hell. the link doesn't work. So, here's the non-HTML, no pic version:

Former Miss Calif: Seafood abomination comment cost me my crown
FILE - This April 26, 2009 file photo shows Miss California Carrie Prejean AP – FILE - This April 26, 2009 file photo shows Miss California Carrie Prejean listening to a question during …
Carrie Prejean loses Miss California title Slideshow:Car... read more
Fri, June 12, 2009 - 2:12 PM permalink - 2 comments
That's the wisdom coming from the local talent, The Fuxedos.

If you're tired of mainstream, bubble-gum, pre-packaged, pre-pubescent, cookie cutter acts, try on The Fuxedos for size.

They got a hard dose of originality, a little reminiscence of early Pink Floyd, and an impressive assault of wicked time signature changes that make these guys stand apart in a crowd. Add to that a top note of Frank Zappa plus a penchant for storytelling and non sequiturs, and y... read more
Wed, June 10, 2009 - 1:56 PM permalink - 2 comments
Sorry to go all PETA-ish on everyone, but enough's enough.

No Olsen gear. Not until they stop wearing fur. 40-50 rabbits for one coat? Anal/ vaginal electrocution, plus other tortuous methods of killing animals. I'm sorry, what fuckin' year is this? Grow the fuck up, take off your fur, Olsens, and call up ol' Hef. That way, you don't have to wear anything. Many people would appreciate it, I'm certain. But, seriously, take off the death cloaks.

Did you know that Asian countries often pas... read more
Wed, April 22, 2009 - 1:11 PM permalink - 4 comments
What an amazing, unreal show!! Note for note perfection (I could swear Dweezil stuck in a few extra). It was truly musical perfection. Most "artists" can't play this stuff, it's simply too bewildering and complex.

A 28 minute version of "Billy the Mountain." Fucking awesome. This must have been rehearsed a few thousand times.

I'm so glad I dug deep to make sure I got to this show. If you missed it, well, sucks to be you.

Thanks for the autograph, Dweez!!
Wed, March 4, 2009 - 4:36 PM permalink - 2 comments
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That's an Order

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My Testi Monacles

February 1, 2009
Awe, Jeff. You're the greatest.
I think you're mighty mighty and you let it all hang out.
August 23, 2008
Let's get down to business
To defeat the Huns
Did they send Jeff daughters
When he asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch
He's ever met
But you can bet
Before we're through
Mister, he'll make a man
Out of you!
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Go Do This Right Now!

"A Fun and Different Evening - Go see this play this weekend or you won't get another chance!"
"Really cool bunch of rockers from Boston, MA"
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