Julia has it all! Smart as a
professor, as hot as a Striper, and as
funny as a rodeo clown. Talent,
Brains, and booty um err beauty all in
one package!
Miss ya babe!!!

Julia has it all! Smart as a professor, as hot as a Striper, and as funny as a rodeo clown. Talent, Brains, and booty um err beauty all in one package!

I used to compliment Julia Berger. But one sad, sad day, I ran out of words. Not because there weren't any more, I mean the fucking English language has like 100,000 or something. No, it was because one day I woke up and realized that none of my words were matching what I felt -- nothing I said could really capture the quintessential beauty, class, grace, elegance and sheer hotness of this broad. She's a creative genius. Have you seen those damn costumes?! Jesus Christ! Whenever she shows up, well, the party just kinda' rattles off into this abrupt silence while people drink in the presence of this, for lack of a better term, royalty. And the most amazing thing is, I don't really think she knows that this happens. She probably thinks it means people don't like her or something, because she's modest like that. Far from it, Julia, it's because you exude this wavelength of something they (we, I) cannot define but certainly want more of. You are a classic of our era (whatever the fuck that means, I just thought it sounded good) and I relish with great delight each chance I get to see you.