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Jeff Funk's MIDNIGHT READER

I hope British blokes won’t go wearing themselves out…because now they can have unlimited access to dirty stories! ★ JF · www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0089NP988
Mon, September 29, 2014 - 2:37 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
I'm extremely grateful for this community's support. I love watching my book stats rise. And whenever you borrow my books from Prime or Read for Free with Kindle Unlimited it's a sweet deal for everyone: free reads for you and Amazon pays me as if it were a sale.

Thanks for reading!
Jeff Funk
Fri, August 29, 2014 - 2:33 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
It would thrill me to no end to hear from tribe folks, such as yourself, if you've actually SHOT A LOAD while reading one of my stories. Even better would be photos—PROOF!—of well, whatever you'd like to share, I guess. Sticky pages, splashed tablet screens, etc. Let yourself go nuts with it…improvise. Create.

In several books, the editors made me tone down a couple of the ballbusting scenes, I'm afraid—I can get carried away—but you'll still be MOVED by your mental picture reel as heathen events unfold…I won't spoil things further.

Happy readin' and jerkin' fellas. And when you've reached down, jacked yourself and nutted a HUGE fuckin' load, remember me, will ya?

Take care,
Jeff Funk

P.S. I write for regular guys. If you're the hifalutin sort, then you might be SHOCKED by my adult erotica—esp. due to the minor (but oh-so-hot) details I go into. Save your pennies for fine upstanding litter-a-chore: Chaucer or Plato…Jackie Collins. Don't come crying to me if I make you get instant wood from reading the type of steamy tales that I write—and with such glee! Such glee. Yes, indeed.
Thu, August 28, 2014 - 11:13 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
Gentlemen, who has to search for porn when there's Tumblr!? I've started a dirty Tumblr photoblog. Mostly masculine, beefy guys—and their juicy, thick cocks up to shenanigans. I follow back!

Take care,
Jeff Funk

funkrotica.tumblr.com/
Sun, May 4, 2014 - 9:22 AM permalink - 1 comment
 
Jeff Funk, author of the gay erotic Midnight Reader series, says that, “Sometimes a quick thrill is all a regular guy needs.” ¶ He admits his writing is raw. Pulp-style. ¶ “In almost every novel I’ve ever read, I perked up when I got to a sex scene—hello—only, I wanted more details!” [Laughs] “I give it to readers as if I were confiding in a buddy. Move along the plot. Linger on the hot.” ¶ “Dirty-minded people have more intelligence than the normals. They treasure their erotic reading material.” ¶ “People have sex everyday,” Funk explains,”and if you’re not banging, then reading about a hot screw can assist a selfie real nice.” ¶ He continues, “Reading smut is cheaper than dating—even the clap clinic charges ten dollars—also, masturbation is healthy, as the former Surgeon General correctly asserted, especially for males, whose well-being requires the frequent release of semen. If it’s been a while since you got laid, you may need fresh footage for the ole spank bank. Bon appétit!” —Jeff Funk, author of Curious, Rascal, Bad Boy, Stranger and Midnight Reader

MIDNIGHT READER (Twelve Erotic Tales) collection includes the first four books of the Midnight Reader series: Bad Boy, Curious, Rascal & Stranger. Twelve o’clock. Twelve erotic tales intended for mature readers.

Kindle: US, UK, DE, ES, FR, IT, JP, IN, CA, BR, MX, AU
Paperback: US, UK, DE, ES, FR, IT, JP, IN, CA · B&N · BAM · Giovanni’s Room · IndieBound · Powell’s
Large Print: US, UK, DE, ES, FR, IT

amazon.com/author/jefffunk
Sat, February 22, 2014 - 1:46 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
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Jeff Funk is a pulp writer whose stories have appeared in eBook and paperback anthologies published by Alyson Books, Cleis Press, Bold Strokes Books and Bruno Gmünder. He's the author of the Midnight Reader series.
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FUNKROTICA now in the UK (blog entry) I hope British blokes won’t go wearing themselves out…because now they can have unlimited access to dirty stories! ★ JF · www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0089NP988
blog entry posted Mon, September 29, 2014 - 2:37 PM permalink - 0 comments
HAVE AT IT BOYS! (blog entry) I'm extremely grateful for this community's support. I love watching my book stats rise. And whenever you borrow my books from Prime or Read for Free with Kindle Unlimited it's a sweet deal for everyone: free reads for you and Amazon pays me as if... read more
blog entry posted Fri, August 29, 2014 - 2:33 PM permalink - 0 comments
Incidentally… (blog entry) It would thrill me to no end to hear from tribe folks, such as yourself, if you've actually SHOT A LOAD while reading one of my stories. Even better would be photos—PROOF!—of well, whatever you'd like to share, I guess. Sticky pages, splashed tabl... read more
blog entry posted Thu, August 28, 2014 - 11:13 AM permalink - 0 comments
FUNKROTICA (blog entry) Gentlemen, who has to search for porn when there's Tumblr!? I've started a dirty Tumblr photoblog. Mostly masculine, beefy guys—and their juicy, thick cocks up to shenanigans. I follow back!

Take care,
Jeff Funk

funkrotica.tumblr.com/
blog entry posted Sun, May 4, 2014 - 9:22 AM permalink - 1 comment
Midnight Reader (Twelve Erotic Tales) (blog entry) Jeff Funk, author of the gay erotic Midnight Reader series, says that, “Sometimes a quick thrill is all a regular guy needs.” ¶ He admits his writing is raw. Pulp-style. ¶ “In almost every novel I’ve ever read, I perked up when I got to a sex scen... read more
blog entry posted Sat, February 22, 2014 - 1:46 PM permalink - 0 comments
Porn Again! (blog entry) Another paperback anthology of hot gay erotica is out in stores, and—you guessed it—I've been up to my usual shenanigans. My story is called "Easy Dick" and I think it might be my dirtiest story to date. Meantime, my single author collection, MIDN... read more
blog entry posted Sat, July 20, 2013 - 1:38 PM permalink - 0 comments
I Shall Try (blog entry) I shall try to tell the truth, but the result will be gay erotica. —JF
blog entry posted Wed, May 29, 2013 - 11:45 AM permalink - 0 comments
WHAT ARE YOU READING AT MIDNIGHT? (blog entry) Last night's Midnight Reader is still posted. New issue comes out Sunday evening. See you at midnight. ◆ JF ◇ paper.li/JeffFunk/1365299437
blog entry posted Tue, April 16, 2013 - 3:20 PM permalink - 0 comments
FREE eBook (ltd. time) - full erotica collection - Midnight Reader by Jeff Funk (blog entry) Hey guys, my eBook MIDNIGHT READER is goin' FREE all weekend long. Grab yourself and grab a copy—it's on me!

www.amazon.com/Midnight-R...B008LDQAIY/
blog entry posted Fri, April 5, 2013 - 7:07 PM permalink - 0 comments
CURIOUS by Jeff Funk (blog entry) My bestselling book so far has been Curious. Maybe 'cuz huntin' down free range straight dudes is so damn fun! —JF

jefffunk.com
blog entry posted Thu, February 21, 2013 - 8:35 AM permalink - 1 comment
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