You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain
Too much love drives a man insane
You broke my will, but what a thrill
Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire

I laughed at love ’cause I thought it was funny
You came along and moved me honey
I’ve changed my mind, your love is fine
Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire

Kiss me baby, woo feels good
Hold me baby, wellllll
I want to love you like a lover should
Your fine, so kind
I want to tell the world that your mine mine mine mine

I chew my nails and I twiddle my thumbs
I’m really nervous, but it sure is fun
Come on baby, drive my crazy
Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire!!

Kiss me baby, woo feels good
Hold me baby, wellllll
I want to love you like a lover should
Your fine, so kind
I want to tell the world that your mine mine mine mine

I chew my nails and I twiddle my thumbs
I’m really nervous, but it sure is fun
Come on baby, drive my crazy
Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire!!

like sand through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.

candy is a true diva because she's got a neck and back a cat and a pipe for smokin' that rock sheeyat.

she is the stoli vanil to my gingered ale. you can have her straight up, on the rocks or dirty.

dirty is best.

A compatriot in Amy Sedaris's unofficial fan club! Candy's no Stranger!

Candy is one bad-assed mother- ... shut yo mouth.

Such a lovely woman. Only grown up men need apply.