Male

I am not dead. I have traveled to over 50.8 countries, while enjoying hobbies, such as personal hygiene. I have devoted significant time to hating team sports. I realize how to stop laughing and making jokes for periods of time. I may be able to quietly root in the yard with some training without harming your trees. I can defend you with rocks or beer cans against unwanted attacking tribes persons, as I am adept at 'throwing and screaming' activities. I can teach you how to hide under seats and influence people. I am a person who enjoys the visual arts, especially design, photography, poetry and parallel parking. I love mystery, creativity, and side orders of absurdity. I have the ability to stop writing poetry and being creative in order to work and find food. I won't work on your car for you.