PAULA IS THE BERT TO MY ERNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paula is my dark accomplice, evil partner in crime, and a tight-lacing corset master. I LOVE MY LIL' BUDDY! Paula and I are together in the trenches of pervery everyday, and somehow manage to come out smiling and speaking the gospel of leather-love and the need to vibrate one's way to happieness. She makes me lovely pomagranite martinis and lets me get her naked sometimes.
She has an uncanny fondness for the history channel, has more shoes than anyone I know, and she taught me how to use lip liner.She only smokes Camel Wides because they "have more girth than those other pussy cigarettes"(How cool is that? She insists on girth even in her smokes!) Oh, and did I mention that she is incredibly hot? SHE'S INCREDIBLY HOT!!!! Paula is forever my little buddy, and the only person I can really do the Willy The Janitor voice with...a unique bond indeed!
YAY PAULA!

This is one Wicked Woman.. she is Hot,Darkly Sexy,really fun and ties a MEAN corsett!! Altho, we are going to have to teach her how to tell time!! .. cause she is forever late (Winks) getting to the Citadel! But that is just part of her charm. I love hanging out with Paula. I think it would be very interesting to do Nilla time with her .. lol.. she is a Blast!
Hugs to You darlin'

A wonderful hot woman. I am honored to have her. She is honest and strong. She is hot and sweet. A joy to know and fun to be around. Always kickin ass, she rocks. Its nice to be your Daddy, Paula.

If she'd only ask....