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baby making part eight billion
Fri, February 1, 2008 - 6:36 AMSo send the best you got next week! If you currently have a kid ask it to call the babies union on our behalf.
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Fri, February 1, 2008 - 6:49 AM
MJJC here on behalf of the kids' union
(Using my mom's account) On behalf of the kids' union, I'd just like to say we're 100 percent behind you! However, there is a special clause in our contract that specifically stipulates no hot dog costumes. So, just sayin'...when the blessed bambino enters, the costume must go. (And no cow, frog, dragon, bunny, pumpkin, elf, Santa or reindeer suits, either! Clearly, my folks created the necessity for this clause.)
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Fri, February 1, 2008 - 12:03 PM
fingers, toes,
whatever else, crossed...and good energy being breathed in the concept of fertilized happy eggs!
the hot dog suit is just wrong. No discussion. It just is. d |
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Thu, February 7, 2008 - 5:46 AM
Gabriel here.
Do you have *any* idea how hard it is to get this laptop away from my Mom? Sheesh, she's so touchy about her Stuff. Like a little PBJ and chocolate milk in the keyboard is gonna hurt something. *eyeroll* Anyway...
I'm with MJCC here. Baby Union is mobilized and creating an action plan on your behalf, but pay careful attention to that new clause. It's not just limited to crazy animal suits - embarrassing photographs of all kinds are Right Out. Those naked in the sink pictures, taking baths? NOPE. Hanging upside down turning red from the stress while your folks giggle? I DON'T THINK SO. The ones of us, helpless in our little cloth burrito wraps while a dozen dogs lick us in the face? PUH-LEASE. (Mom here - Love you, sending all the Crazy Baby Making Energy I can your way!!!) |
