This is a guy whos absolutely chill. His heart is one of the great ones. The respect and integrity he shows is praiseworthy.

And besides all that ponderous stuff, this dude has the COOLEST slot car set up!

He will kill you. He almost hit me once, but I was dressed like a guy and I was Really Askin' for it. This fucker has given me some of the best goddamn advice I have ever not asked for. I am so grateful that he lets me in his house. I appreciate his advice too.... I'm one sorry-ass-fuck who really needs his brand of wisdom. Did I mention he has a really filthy mouth? It's kind of contagious and it grows on you, like he does. He has really high standards, so check yourself before you try to get in his good graces. If you're lucky enough to call him friend -without getting your ass kicked- you'll find yourself throwing back drinks and racing slot cars with a guy that has enough talent and justified pride for three friends. He might even give you a fine fucking piece of art disguised as furniture. Don't let him fool you, he's the real deal when it comes to CLASS. And he can make me hold on to my seat when he drives!! That's no small feat, ask Polly, I don't think she'll get into a car if I'm driving anymore.... it's so good to have a friend who understands what Driving means to me.

this guy is crazy and retarded and I love him.
He is a pain in the ass and a horrible cook but he is more fun than a barrel of monkeies and great to argue with.
Smooches

His ass is MINE, and I'm not kidding...