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Science, heart all up in dat shit, da mind, God – which topic where you hopen to gets meself thought upon today?

Science: Transportation, energy crisis, super computers, artificial intelligence.

So is we all Bust duh conken' to solve da energy/transportation puzzles by thinken' gas? As we search fuh an equal or better replacement – more abundant – less costly, if our gots to blu blu, shit, neva gonna ova da lamp shit! be focus on da same method uh use den will we not arrive at da same fuel source to da method: gas?

Perhaps our game should get a pimp on new methods all togethuh as oppositionified to looken fuh some ovuh looked resource to fuel da same, agen methods?

Let’s look somewhere ovu at some othhuh proximity than da current point a to point b method uh relocation an transport. Perhaps oil be in fact da best fuel fuh such a method. Breaken it down, why be it we wish to Cut out from point a to point b in da first place?

Some reasons we wish to Cut out from a to b:
To git shit we make an gets meself to others (for trade, resource allocation an as material)
To communicate wid those at location b
To learn by comparen location b wid a
To collaborate
To love
To escape or cause danger

Now, what other methods to we has or can we invent to accomplish da same things?
Arrange processes nearer to da relevant materials.
Bren locations B’s information to location a instead uh layen' back ovuh yonder to location B.
Use technology to facilitate communication an not waste time Bust duh conken' to recreate da human mind wid electronics. We already has, naturally, abundant super computen human minds.
Identity why booty-ass mo-fo’s must move away from their families an mate pool so dat those reasons can be removed.
Perhaps by removen needs fuh consumption rather than arrangen methods dat require more consumption, we can lesson da need to war ovuh resources an lesson da need to transport fuh war.

Sound a bit too obvious to surprise or mess you? Well read on if you dare

I do not lamp dis itemiztion uh other ways fuh only to dig our needs as a mere “Al Gore ish,” attempt to govern an improvement upon resource an fuel crisis. dis bad dog be proposen da ideas as a complete solution an replacement fuh transportation an other costly methods uh commerce an community. So, dis be where surprisen invention becomes relevant.

To jack all da info about location b to our proximity ovuh here at duh location a, an thus removen da need to travel to b, we need a gigantic amount uh information about B an we need it light fast an mezz time. Same can be said about removen da need to transport to location b to perform our labor. Also, we need a method dat isn’t limited by da best frame rate we can achieve – da fastest light modulation, interruption an reception: we need a more intelligent coden an decoden strategy- an dis strategy needs to be sharable everywhere at once without da need fuh data transfer a redundant deployment.

So, dis bad dog offer you da alternative to digits, wavelengths, an electricity; instead, information be archived usen a “solid state” like approach, where depth will replace streams as direction would amplitudes. So, be dis to say we should continue to improve solid state thumb drives until they can hold da knowledge uh da world an knock dis knowledge everywhere instantly? Absolutely not. dis bad dog be sayen dat we use da already engineered an infinite depths uh da universe as our one shared hard drive. And, perhaps in another 1000 years, we will be micro-spec enough to lamp each atom as yet another infinite backup drive.
fuh dog, And aint dat be da shit!

1. I am money in the wrong currency
2. A War without holy water
3. A shark without a cross
4. Lemonade without tomato juice
5. Cucumber with no coat
6. Diamonds without a peasant
7. A novel without rhyme
8. I am a chocolate dust storm
9. An ice cube singing
10. 3 mermaids smoking
11. A cigar without fire hoses
12. Vodka plus 10 noses

ell here I am

Another Christmas Eve night

alone, thinking



Some I’ve spent painting all night to make art for gifts

Others I’ve spent at BDBP

Last year was so dark I can’t even remember

I may have went to bed early and tried to forget reality.



I found the gifts I need for people just in time.

Going to get a cab over to Sulivan’s fine steak house and buy some knives

I’ll be writing poetry, drunken, badly

Single, working, and still kicking this BDBP

trying to jump start. trying to jump start what is now

many years, maybe a decadel

of striving.



So, what is your place in the world on this night dear poet,

leave us a post and sound off your soul’s location.

de

Dear female reading this,
Would you like to get married?
Easy to qualify -

REQUIRED SKILLS: to be kind, nearby, more fun than a wall, smarter than a brick, and more attractive than a mud fence. Oh, and the only other requirement to qualify is that you are either single, or willing to dump your current significant other.

A PLUS BUT NOT REQUIRED: organized (because I'm not), have a nice family - (because I have a nice family and don't want them to have to endure bad in-laws), real wealthy - so we can live off your money and make love and paint everyday)

Thank you for considering this offer and position.

Thanks
de