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What a pain in the ass
She USED to be cute.Now she sucks! Every time I get cozy, she bugs me. She beats me to all the treats, and she sits in MY sunny spot.
I need one of these
I need a gay kitty bear harness! ( or gaybear kitty... kitty bear gay?)Ive decided I am a leather queen. Who can make me one?
AINT SHE THE CUTEST?
I held her down and gave her a good, rough bath. Then I swatted at her and took her spot on the couch. Its love.My baby!
Momma got me a baby. Its a girl. Sometimes I kick her ass, but most of the time I love on her. Its so nice to have company when momma is gone long hours. I share my food, my toys and my lap, and she licks my ears and chases my tail. Its love.Going to Gwamma's!
The WAB packed up my bag of toys and snacks and took me to Grandma's House! Woo HOo! I get to tease the dog, trip and annoy two more people, and they spoil me with toys. Bonus: they never leave the house like mom does, so there is always someone to snuggle with.
That Bitch Has Finally Done IT!
Look what she made me wear!And the tag with my name on it it a PINK FREAKIN HEART!!!
Im so glad I dont go outside so everyone can see how gay this looks.
THEN SHE BRUSHED MY TEETH!!!
( But then she fed me Wellness chicken and lobster)
going to gramma's house
Im staying with the WAB's Nanna fior 12 days while my ho is at burning man. I hear they have a horrible little dog that cant run or get up stairs.This will be fun.
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