October 13, 2003
Holy cats on fire: This tasty wench is DYNAMITE! And I'm not just saying that 'cause she lives with me and can easily suffocate me in my sleep, but because I love her with all my heart and she can make me feel and say mushy things without feeling totally ridiculous. She's made of strong stuff to be putting up with a scurvy pirate knave like myself! You'll love her, too, but she's mine, damn it! MINE!
