His pink house parties are nice little exercises in the Capitol Hill social scene. There's mod streak a mile deep over there, but the people are always nice and polite. I used to hang out with an ex-girlfriend of his, and I always refered to him as "Dapper-Dave" because the kid is just so muthafucking nice and proper....

Hey! I lost my mind. Has anybody seen it?

I finally went to a pink house party and I saw RATTIE! The rat on the wire! Now I wish I had gone to all of the parties. And I should have been friends with david a long time ago. How dumb am I?

David has loaned me a lot of his friends. I'm not giving them back.

David is the most naked person I have ever met. Plus I am still trying to get his lipstick off my collar.