This is actually a song I wrote, but i enjoyed playin it so much, that I removed the chorus and wanted to post it.

It is called

Why Drunk Girls are a bad idea!!



Lights hit........on in the club
But I’m going home lonely cause I couldn’t find love

It’s repetitive....... and is so frustrating
Another night of me and porn and masturbating

Then I see her....in the corner over there
She’s got vomit on her shoes and she don’t even care

She is wasted........and her talk is all slurred
Says take me home, this is my ideal girl

We get home..... She stumbles up the stairs
But in lightning speed...she down to underwear

She’s got a weird bruise…….all over her knees
Something tells me this girl knows how to please

And there’s an odor……… from some kind of pet
I think it was a ferret, but now I forget

And we go to kiss…………and she burps in my face
Smell of tequila with a beer to chase

She sits me down…. at the end of her bed
Her body screams fuck me, but it goes unsaid

She puts on music…….. its Alicia keys
She smacks her ass, and then does a strip tease

Now she crawling…….. to me like a cat
Purring and hissing, what’s up with that?

And my jeans she……..starts to unzip
All my waiting over and now this is it.

Next my boxers……….. are lowered to my feet
I am going crazy, like a dog in heat

And as she gets set………. to use her mouth
That is when the horror hits, and vomit came out