daphne could very well be my long lost cousin i was separated from many foster homes ago. i mean look at her! she is almost as adorable as i am, if not more so. and could we have anything *more* in common?! i love to get into trouble just as much. she is cute and bouncy and sweet and i long to play with her once again... headbutts and tuna, cos xxoo

Just look at how fuckin cute this kitty is! Daphne is awesome. I was there when she was born into this world of hate and poverty. There was this time right after she was born. We were roaming around the 'hood when these big alley cats surrounded us. We were both so small, we didn't know what to do. But, Kenny, my older, meaner brother, happened to be on his way home from a game of beat up the mouse, and saw the whole thing. He beat up, single handedly, 5 cats. These were hard core ganster alley cats though. And to this day I can't believe that happened. But Kenny is still mean to us and tries to beat us up all the time, but who cares, he saved our lives!

Daphne's got crazy camo fur, which basically makes her a very efficient Stealth Kitty. Chameleons have nothing on this baby when it comes to camouflage--hell, last I checked, her "How to Be A Stealthy Troublemaker" was still #3 on the New York Times hardcover bestseller list. Not too shabby for a debut.

i have a huge crush on daphne. every time she shakes her little booty as she's stalking a bug, i swoon.

I should be jealous of someone littler and cuter than me, but Daphne's so sweet she makes me want to pick her up by the nape of the neck & carry her around the house!