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Crickett

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joined on 03/28/04
last updated 09/26/04
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May 15, 2004
This woman kicks ASS. AND...you want her to do it AGAIN.

She is brilliant, hysterical, and loyal. (I could have just said bright, funny, and a good friend...but those words just pale in the light of her reality)

She will tell you a story of a normal day in her life, just an every day event, and you will pee your pants - repeatedly - until she is done. You will howl with laughter, and she will tilt her head at you and give you a quizzical look...because...HEY...this HAPPENED!

She is someone you need to talk to, to listen to, to read. Go. Read her web page RIGHT NOW. Her view of the world is honest and so damn funny because of it.

I only gape for you honey!
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Female
Age
36
Location
about me
I writre porno-movie reviews and adult industry articles for a living. I'm not short, I'm concentrated. I have a healthy distrust of the general public and of anyone involved in the US government. I'm humourous, love to laugh and be laughed with. I am loyal to a fault but I don't suffer fools gladly or well. Ask me my opinion, and you will get it. You may or may not like it, but that is of no concern to me. I am very silly, and I love stupid jokes. I like to sing, and karaoke is my friend. I have no children and I don't want any. I don't want to hold your baby. I think that a license should be required before people are allowed to spawn. This is not all that I think, not all that I am, but it will do for starters.
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