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Almost Mauled

   Wed, November 16, 2005 - 5:30 PM
I was almost the victim of a vicious mauling. While leaving my apartment the other morning (with my best shades on) I spotted what appeared to be a giant monkey/bear/rat scampering away from my neighbor's door. I continued down the hallway toward the elevators and came face-to-face with the beast as I turned the corner and much to our mutual horror startled it and it shreaked and ran back past me toward my place. It stopped infront of my door as I let out a Three Stooges/Chewbaca-like WRAAAA! I went down 1 flight and called the elevator to reduce the risk of being trapped in the elevator with this freaky looking thing. I notified the security guy and he later caught it with the help of the maintaininace guy and my next-door neighbor. I still picture this thing gnawing through the wall one night and landing on my face.



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Wed, November 16, 2005 - 6:19 PM
sorry you had to go through that....come lay your head in my lap and take a nap...
Fri, November 18, 2005 - 12:46 PM
oooo
you bad boi they always attack manly scented ones!
Wed, November 23, 2005 - 1:50 PM
so cute... that looks suspiciously like a chinchilla dear...
Tue, April 3, 2007 - 3:38 AM
That is funny!!!!i would have freaked out too!!!