Forest is a pirate. Arr! It's true. Forest will charge onto a high society ship with a parrot on his shoulder and an eyepatch and a cutlass in his teeth and then stand there politely, waiting for everyone to give him all their Balvenie. Because he is a very successful pirate, he won't just invade any old boat, but instead will make an appearance only at the highest quality, top of the line tall ships filled with smart, interesting people, fine gewurztraminer, vegan goodies, and splendid waltz music. Forest sometimes likes to sail around by himself, and sometimes he likes it when other high quality pirates invade HIS ship. Forest has a whole lot of brain, which is why he has such a big head. He's got a really great paperweight to keep all his pirate paperwork from blowing away in the wind. Sometimes the parrot on his shoulder tells you more than he does. Awk! Playa Bike!

ummm.....sexy biotch is what comes to mind when I think of Forest! He's a firecracka who likes to snuggle and one of the most intelligent people I know! Plus, he doesnt snore, so thats a big ole bonus in my book:) I love this guy maybe even more than dates....hmmmm.....Love you Forest!

Forest is lovely like a rose.
He makes me snarf beer out my nose.
He is the pimp-we are his hoes.
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