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December 29, 2007
Rhetorically speaking, Frank is about the smartest person I know. He could flummox Socrates with his clever oratories, at least on those days when the Greek philosopher was hungover. Plus, Frank would corrupt the youth far more effectively. Children, stay away from Frank, and his all-too-compelling arguments!!!!
August 4, 2007
There's 12 people in the world, the rest is part of the furniture.
Frankenstein Jones is one of those 12. March 7, 2007
Good things happen to good people -- Frankie Bone Jones is proof of that. =)
February 6, 2007
The sarcasm jam on a toast to the porch of a dirty farmer of ill repute.....
At Disney Land...... Makes for a luncheon of perpetual laughter.... Truly the new F-word January 12, 2007
Every time I think of Frank, I smile. Few people can cause me to smile as much as this man.
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'"Please don't talk," Snow White said. "Say nothing. We can begin now. Take off the pajamas." Snow White took off her pajamas. Henry took off his pajamas. Kevin took off his pajamas. Hubert took off his pajamas. Clem took off his pajamas. Dan took off his pajamas. Edward took off his pajamas. Bill refused to take off his pajamas. "Take off your pajamas Bill," Snow White said. Everyone looked at Bill's pajamas. "No, I won't," Bill said. "I will not take off my pajamas." "Take off your pajamas Bill," everyone said. "No. I will not." Everyone looked again at Bill's pajamas. Bill's pajamas filled the room, in a sense. Those yellow crêpe-paper pajamas.'
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"There is no other thing like it."
"Possibly the tackiest hotel in the entire world"
"I'm extremely happy with it."
It's the new dance sensation that's sweeping the nation!
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 10:47 AM
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"Photobombers = people who hilariously ruin your nice little picture." listoftheday.blogspot.com/2008/...y.html I smell a mid-life career change...
That was pretty crazy. Lots of yelling and chanting and flags. Flags! Flags everywhere. Big ones, little ones, Chinese ones, Tibetan ones. The pro-Chinese crowd was smaller than the pro-Tibet crowd, but more organized, so it seemed like they were bigger. There were a few socialist agitators present, of course, with signs that essentially said stuff like "Let China Be China."
Wed, April 9, 2008 - 5:39 PM
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The pro-Tibet people were incredibly diverse. A lot of Chinese-Americans among them, a lot of whitey, a lot o... read more
'Managed by professional coach Carlos Lucena, the Giants were put together in an effort to raise the profile of dwarves in Brazilian society and challenge "sizeist" attitudes.'
Tue, April 8, 2008 - 4:48 PM
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www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml Dr. Fiasco will now explain the premise.
He will kick you in the balls, and then he will kick you in the teeth, and then he will go home and warm up a delicious bowl of the Campbell's Condensed Bean With Bacon Soup that you tried to rob him of.
Mon, March 31, 2008 - 3:25 PM
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Werd. cbs5.com/local/Marine.....2.686630.html
FAIL.
Fri, February 29, 2008 - 12:49 AM
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