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Frank Jones

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joined on 10/13/03
last updated 09/29/09
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Logrolling In These Times

December 29, 2007
Rhetorically speaking, Frank is about the smartest person I know. He could flummox Socrates with his clever oratories, at least on those days when the Greek philosopher was hungover. Plus, Frank would corrupt the youth far more effectively. Children, stay away from Frank, and his all-too-compelling arguments!!!!
August 4, 2007
There's 12 people in the world, the rest is part of the furniture.
Frankenstein Jones is one of those 12.
March 7, 2007
Good things happen to good people -- Frankie Bone Jones is proof of that. =)
February 6, 2007
The sarcasm jam on a toast to the porch of a dirty farmer of ill repute.....

At Disney Land......

Makes for a luncheon of perpetual laughter....


Truly the new F-word
January 12, 2007
Every time I think of Frank, I smile. Few people can cause me to smile as much as this man.
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Frenz Experiment

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all i really want to do...

I ain't lookin' to compete with you,
Beat or cheat or mistreat you,
Simplify you, classify you,
Deny, defy or crucify you.
All I really want to do
Is, baby, be friends with you.

No, and I ain't lookin' to fight with you,
Frighten you or tighten you,
Drag you down or drain you down,
Chain you down or bring you down.
All I really want to do
Is, baby, be friends with you.

I ain't lookin' to block you up
Shock or knock or lock you up,
Analyze you, categorize you,
Finalize you or advertise you.
All I really want to do
Is, baby, be friends with you.

I don't want to straight-face you,
Race or chase you, track or trace you,
Or disgrace you or displace you,
Or define you or confine you.
All I really want to do
Is, baby, be friends with you.

I don't want to meet your kin,
Make you spin or do you in,
Or select you or dissect you,
Or inspect you or reject you.
All I really want to do
Is, baby, be friends with you.

I don't want to fake you out,
Take or shake or forsake you out,
I ain't lookin' for you to feel like me,
See like me or be like me.
All I really want to do
Is, baby, be friends with you.

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'"Please don't talk," Snow White said. "Say nothing. We can begin now. Take off the pajamas." Snow White took off her pajamas. Henry took off his pajamas. Kevin took off his pajamas. Hubert took off his pajamas. Clem took off his pajamas. Dan took off his pajamas. Edward took off his pajamas. Bill refused to take off his pajamas. "Take off your pajamas Bill," Snow White said. Everyone looked at Bill's pajamas. "No, I won't," Bill said. "I will not take off my pajamas." "Take off your pajamas Bill," everyone said. "No. I will not." Everyone looked again at Bill's pajamas. Bill's pajamas filled the room, in a sense. Those yellow crêpe-paper pajamas.'
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"There is no other thing like it."
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"Possibly the tackiest hotel in the entire world"
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"I'm extremely happy with it."
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Do you like pie, boy?

Hey look, I can create moody, gothy music, too, or at least the album cover. Thanks to Shannon for pointing out this fun little game, which I found so clever that it caused me to break my tribe blogging embargo.

Instructions for doing your own album are here: people.tribe.net/eoth-born...ackal/blog
Sun, February 22, 2009 - 10:14 PM permalink - 4 comments
 
Tue, November 4, 2008 - 8:35 PM permalink - 4 comments
 
I am much agreeing!

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Also, upside down dogs:

upsidedowndogs.com/

Look!
Tue, October 21, 2008 - 9:13 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
We had the 240; we had to have the puddin'.

Awww yeah. It's that time. You know it's that time.

www.youtube.com/watch
Thu, August 21, 2008 - 2:34 AM permalink - 6 comments
 
I like that it happened almost two weeks ago, but details "emerged" only yesterday. Like people were afraid to talk about it, maybe. "There was this... it looked like... uh.... it smashed... um."

www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/aug/12/3

'A giant inflatable dog turd created by the American artist Paul McCarthy was blown from its moorings at a Swiss museum, bringing down a power line and breaking a window before landing in the grounds of a children's home.

The exhibit, entitled ... read more
Tue, August 12, 2008 - 6:15 PM permalink - 10 comments
 
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