Do you like pie, boy?

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Album of Me

Hey look, I can create moody, gothy music, too, or at least the album cover. Thanks to Shannon for pointing out this fun little game, which I found so clever that it caused me to break my tribe blogging embargo.

Instructions for doing your own album are here:
Sun, February 22, 2009 - 10:14 PM — permalink - 5 comments - add a comment

Obamaman to the rescue...

Tue, November 4, 2008 - 8:35 PM — permalink - 4 comments - add a comment

creative, hilarity ensues

I am much agreeing!

Also, upside down dogs:

Tue, October 21, 2008 - 9:13 PM — permalink - 2 comments - add a comment

$240 Worth of Puddin'....

We had the 240; we had to have the puddin'.

Awww yeah. It's that time. You know it's that time.
Thu, August 21, 2008 - 2:34 AM — permalink - 6 comments - add a comment

Giant Flying Dog Turd Causes Problems, Somewhat Predictably

I like that it happened almost two weeks ago, but details "emerged" only yesterday. Like people were afraid to talk about it, maybe. "There was this... it looked like... uh.... it smashed... um."

'A giant inflatable dog turd created by the American artist Paul McCarthy was blown from its moorings at a Swiss museum, bringing down a power line and breaking a window before landing in the grounds of a children's home.

The exhibit, entitled Complex Shit, is the size of a house. It has a safety system that is supposed to deflate it in bad weather, but it did not work on this occasion.

Juri Steiner, the director of the Paul Klee centre, in Berne, told AFP that a sudden gust of wind carried it 200 metres before it fell to the ground, breaking a window of the children's home. The accident happened on July 31, but the details only emerged yesterday.'
Tue, August 12, 2008 - 6:15 PM — permalink - 10 comments - add a comment

Return of Write Your Own Caption

This was Defamer's entry:

A Wookie from El Monte attending his first Comic Con in San Diego got separated from his group of friends after getting off the trolley. In a muffled voice, The Wookie said, "I stopped to tie my shoes for a second and, when I got up, I started talking to my friend Paul. He's dressed like Han Solo. But after I started talking to Han, I realized that wasn't Paul, but it was someone else altogether. Then I went to talk to my other friend, John, he's dressed like the Joker and, well, I think you can see where I'm going with this, right?" The Wookie thought about going into the convention center and attempt to find his friends, but he wouldn't know the first place to look. The El Monte native added, "I think I might just go back to the motel, but I don't know if a Wookie would give up so quickly."

This is mine:

Dr. Fiasco, casual Friday only happens on FRIDAYS!
Fri, July 25, 2008 - 6:27 PM — permalink - 14 comments - add a comment

ok I give

People sometimes send me links to stories and say "man this makes me feel old," and you look at it and it's something like one of the Brady kids had a hip replacement or something and usually I think, no, that doesn't make me feel old. People fall down all the time and break their hips and they don't even have to be Bradys to do it. Also I can barely even remember the '70s and I'm not entirely positive I didn't make it all up inside my own head. Brady problems don't make me feel old.

This makes me feel old.

Baby From Nirvana Album Prepares to Graduate High School

Thu, July 24, 2008 - 3:04 PM — permalink - 11 comments - add a comment

tribe was down... I couldn't get upset about the fact that all of you have apparently chosen to hide this

from me.

Sure. You thought I couldn't hold it my brain, that my skull would split open like a rotten cantaloupe, and the contents would spill out all over the floor if I found out about Italian Spiderman. And Robyn would be sad. I understand. I would be very sad, too. Because my head would be all spilt all over the carpet.

But I can hold this. I can hold this and Japanese game shows and Filipino "Thriller" prisoners and "Halo Kid" and Dramatical Hamster and even that Verne Troyer sex tape where he french kisses his girlfriend. All and more. You'll see.

I'll show you. I'll show you all.
Thu, July 17, 2008 - 5:29 PM — permalink - 9 comments - add a comment

George Carlin, 1937-2008

"Take a fucking chance! Put a little fun in your life! ... most Americans are soft and frightened and unimaginative and they don't realize there's such a thing as dangerous fun, and they certainly don't recognize a good show when they see one." - George Carlin, 1999

Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits!

godspeed, george...
Sun, June 22, 2008 - 10:35 PM — permalink - 5 comments - add a comment
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