Do you like pie, boy?

tribe was down...

   Thu, July 17, 2008 - 5:29 PM
...so I couldn't get upset about the fact that all of you have apparently chosen to hide this

www.youtube.com/watch

from me.

Sure. You thought I couldn't hold it my brain, that my skull would split open like a rotten cantaloupe, and the contents would spill out all over the floor if I found out about Italian Spiderman. And Robyn would be sad. I understand. I would be very sad, too. Because my head would be all spilt all over the carpet.

But I can hold this. I can hold this and Japanese game shows and Filipino "Thriller" prisoners and "Halo Kid" and Dramatical Hamster and even that Verne Troyer sex tape where he french kisses his girlfriend. All and more. You'll see.

I'll show you. I'll show you all.



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Thu, July 17, 2008 - 5:33 PM
Italian Spiderman he might not be able to climb walls or spin a web but he knows what the women like.
Thu, July 17, 2008 - 5:39 PM
good thing they sub-tittled the Hmmm, I'd have no idea what they talking about. And just a fuckin minute he shoots everyone in the room with a shotgun and they still chase him up the stairs , what was he using double ought gnocchi.
Thu, July 17, 2008 - 6:14 PM
it seems you know your blackjack...
Thu, July 17, 2008 - 8:22 PM
best b production value, evar!
Thu, July 17, 2008 - 8:26 PM
Daddy?
Thu, July 17, 2008 - 9:01 PM
...mommy? its me, placenta!
Fri, July 18, 2008 - 12:06 AM
I... um.... OMG! OMG! OMG!

Brilliant.

Show us indeed Mister Jones, I have faith in the capacity of your noggin for holdin stuff ;)
Fri, July 18, 2008 - 8:50 AM
Wow!

This might be the fakest mustache since Groucho Marx.

The bad guy is hot!
Fri, July 18, 2008 - 10:48 AM
Not even Chicken can compete in moustache fakeness with my Papa.