One of these days, I'm actually going get to spend quality time with this man while we are both sober and not at a party.

Right. We've been saying that to each other for damn near a year or so now. The truth is that I've spent enough time around this man to know that he is truly a kind, expressive, generous and friendly human being. His smile is warm and contagious. He is genuinely talented artist who shares my deep appreciation for 80's butt rock. I heart him.

He's also very understanding. As is evidenced by how he's handled the "stalking incidents". In time, I am sure I'll stop coveting his wife and children.

FRANK! is a genius. uber friendly, super generous, with an unrealistically large heart. i love gazing at the whirls of art that his mind exudes and neatly arranges on canvas. and i love how he fucks shit up.