I'm re-writing this blog because the previous one seemed to be a bit misleading.

What I found scandalous about the story wasn't the fact that it was a man fellating a man...... It's the fact that one of those men happened to be Ace Frehley! Ater all I was a Kiss fan myself in my youth. For whatever reason he is one of the last people I'd imagine or expect to see making such mouth-music. Whenever I picture him I picture him shredding a great guitar solo. Not swallowing someone's penis.

I mean of course oral sex is as natural as sunshine regardless if it's between two men, two women, or one of each gender. I'm actually relieved & inspired that there are so many non-gender-specific cocksucking advocates & champions out there! Honestly that's laudable.

But try visualizing specific individuals: like a smiling Henry Kissinger slowly sucking a big black cock, making unsettling purring noises, as he gobbles away
- or conversely -
Janet Reno double-donging it with Barbara Bush, the sound of cottage-cheesy flesh slapping against cottage-cheesy flesh punctuated with helpless, geriatric farts - and it becomes humorous (at least to me it does).

Sex can be goofy sometimes. Especially when alcohol is involved!

I also think that it was a hoot that this unsuspecting guy was a lifelong Ace Frehley/Kiss fan. I also forgot to mention the last time that Frehley was pretty pissed that the guy didn't knock first!

You know this story would've made me laugh if it happened to Madonna, and one of her lifelong fans walked in on her eating a chick's clam! However I do think it's ironic when you consider that Kiss' music is exclusively very heterosexual arena rock!

And yeah I know that rock stars have done this for time immemorial. Perry Ferrell once admitted he received head from a man because he was curious about it and he "thought it would be cool."

Whatever happened to helmet-polishing just for the sheer visceral pleasure of it? Would Ace have done it if he was sober? I doubt it.

Also I suppose the wisecracks: Frehley's Mouth Comet; Chuggin' Cock; Drop 'N' Gobble; etc. were a bit out of line and made me come off a bit Archie Bunkeresque.

Oops!