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Candy Bar

   Sun, February 26, 2006 - 4:40 PM
All readers of Vladimir Nabokov are astonished by his extraordinary ear for American speech in all its varieties. In "Lolita," though, there is what appears to be a curious anomaly. On two or three occasions, Humbert Humbert informs us that he stopped at a “candy bar” to purchase sweets for Lolita. So far as I know, a candy bar is something you eat, not a place to buy candy. Is this is a slip on Nabokov’s part? In a sense, it’s impossible to say, because Humbert is the narrator and the slip might just as well (or even more plausibly) be attributed to him. Or perhaps it isn’t a slip – perhaps there are or were such places as candy bars. But it’s a usage I’ve never encountered.



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Sun, February 26, 2006 - 9:10 PM
one might say that a candy bar is a pick up spot frequented by pedophiliacs
Sun, February 26, 2006 - 9:13 PM
I'll have a virgin strawberry daquiri with extra whipped cream =)
Tue, February 28, 2006 - 11:37 PM
Sometimes a candy bar is just a candy bar.
Wed, March 1, 2006 - 11:33 AM
yes, but F, in the world of Nabokov everything has two sides, and possibly three ;)
Wed, March 1, 2006 - 8:41 PM
Perhaps we should open a candy bar. A place where you could saunter up to the counter, eye the candybartender, and grunt: "A Mars Bar – and leave the wrapper." Try to pay and hear the candybartender say: "Your money's no good here." Squint that left eye and say: "I'm a man likes to know who's buyin' his candy."
Wed, March 1, 2006 - 11:49 PM
oh, well, at that point I might remove my retainer and hop up onto the bar and say "well, in that case, send me to the moon"