The Dear Deer
By Ellen & Rick

“Oh look dear! Can you see the dear deer, dear? They are so peaceful and dear looking, dear, are they not dear? The deer are running free. I wonder if they own their own field, dear. Oh look at the deer sleeping, dear! Is the deer sleeping with the other deer, dear? Would it not be so dear to have the deer near us, dear, so we could sow the field with deer feed, dear! Oh dear, if we could only have some woods, would the deer not live near us, dear? We could sow the field so the deer could see the dear deer, dear, could we not? There would be woods so the deer would have their woods to play in also! We could feed the little deer so they would become our near and dear deer, dear!! Oh, dear, my dear deer, dear are running and jumping over their dear deer!