what was the, ah, middle thing again?

legally requiring female sexual gratification ...

   Thu, May 8, 2008 - 9:54 AM
... on my last blog and you guys got no comment!?!?!?!? what the hell?????

all right ... moving right along

so after getting robbed last week, I followed up with the inspector and they actually have a couple guys in custody - will I finger him in open court? umm - lemme me rephrase that: will I *identify* him in open court? I guess - but today, after getting my summons last month, I go to see if I get picked for jury duty, yayyy! I really don't like court, and really try to stay the hell out of it as much as possible - I've been going down my list of insurance against being selected: I'm a schizophrenic, a white supremacist, the UnaBomber is my personal hero, my rreligion states that everyone is born guilty (original sin), or, my religion says everything is permissible (part time Satanist), how can I be impartial if I can't take my glock into court ... etceetc

But the real #1 issue: Cal Only:
RENT CONTROL, i.e. NO on 98 - Rock that Vote! I mean all you artists, fag hags *and* hag fags, queens, Valesbians, San Fransickos *and* San Francisc-hoes, and everyone else who might get royally screwed here, get out and just say no to that shit

not all cities in Cali have this, but many do, and we stand to lose it, once again (they go after rent control about once every 8 years)

***************** this is the ballot item(s) but it doesn't make it clear of course, so see the links below
98/99 www.ballotpedia.org/wiki/index.php
www.latimes.com/news/local...97221.story
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ag.ca.gov/cms_attachmen...Initiative.pdf

takeaction.wordpress.com/2008/...op-99/

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now for some conscientious silliness:

this is old but still hilarious news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south...7132124.stm - gods in court

a little more sophisticated than the "Prick Prick Prick" mobile ala Fast Times at Ridgemont High news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7390618.stm

true today even more than in WWII en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemp_for_Victory // www.youtube.com/watch

damn are there some dumb people in Texas, something in the water?? news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7380637.stm

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/scien...7379554.stm - naughty seal, at least a desperate dog just humps your leg



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Thu, May 8, 2008 - 3:45 PM
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sort of - being 'self-employed' it was easy to get excused from jury duty on $$$ hardship - sheeit - the trial is supposed to run into mid-June - egads, no!
Thu, May 8, 2008 - 3:54 PM
oh yeah and
one potential juror was excused, being a Jehova's Witness (she said "Because I am Jehovah's witness") and therefore getting involved in a civic dispute was against her beliefs ... interesting ... this calls for research - probably won't find anything as fun as the Mormon sex-jumpers, but I'm sure I'll find something crazy...
Thu, May 8, 2008 - 8:02 PM
silly me
this was the news of the week

subcutaneous fat boosts metabolism, helps prevent diabetes
i.e. our fat asses are good for us!
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7386405.stm