It's illegal to die in Sarpourenx France.
www.reuters.com/article/od...76620080305

I especially like the line:
"Offenders will be severely punished."

How do you punish someone for dying?

(Oh, and when I was looking for a picture for this entry, I came across this page:
www.cofanifunebri.com/2007-calendar.htm
I'm not sure about the effectiveness of using hot chicks to sell coffins)