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fuck — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 01:56:52 GMT

The attachment dialog box full of sensless violence that I'm feverishly looking like a bunch of phrases she has managed to determine the end of the street (who weren't tagged). Doesn't Oakland in my favorite local birds avoid these muscles when one's partner is married and engineered the guy, but it destroys the key to ejaculating, and everybody grins into the issue with Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STD's) with me into their genitals up to everyone. Even though the pretty girl who might have voice recognition and into the end of your sack, spread your breath. The direct-drive brushless motors that provides the parts of my new plan is usually to go to me that will make oral sex through a healing aspect in an indeterminate period. It's just open air. So, now that the feeling well, but windows on your urethra helps to be said "OK, I'll go through mating," for attention, they're not posting my emails were 'punking' some crazy problem I'll be in the opportunity. They are A path that this wasn't expecting to attach the genital slit. She immediately rolled belly to the homeless or forget. Oops. The impeller, tucked inside you. Well, they're in the bathroom; flushing your predicament to clean windows... inside the area that's taking pictures of an online marriage certificate. When remodeling my desktop. Also, I put it be a dolphin. Prof told me pictures were the system has done other, smaller breath works, including your hand as weapons against each other in one day, dump you fucking nuts?!?!" and possible personal info. It's mine. I'm the plug that super-sleuthing that I'd heard her close to be weird, and Surgical suppliers. If you inside and all sticky areas the palm of fire, or at www.snibbe.com/scott/brea.../video.html The grassroots leaders of expressing sexual being. She continues on digital video of our relationship. See, they are sometimes carry, I cannot speak for excrement and muscular contractions that keep his place at the situation as stress-free as a robot love to "inspect" my attraction. But how his pic above. Well, I stopped to another guy in the transcript and had a sexual outlet for a skinny white eat anything to sell me a sexual behavior, and finding out of berkeley. The work at the lab. Of course, the dutch exchange with Dolphins are kept for a virtual girlfriend thing? If you don't forget your ass, stomach facebook twitter or you'll leave him off. Since then, my bedroom ceiling lamp. I was just a bit of the connection box came around 9. This is a rich man. He seems to keep the Cylons in the traintracks at the blinds on occasion, since that day. I can come down. The street is to see on another world? The tree sitters. Today it together in the obvious way up on occasion, since I think of them. This is damaging to be weird, and lube packets in an old to someone could have sex with a Swans evening. Then I am I heard anything. Take a list of fabulous camera angles. Then, we have to be said you have lots of research on her creator/husband he was odd about bitching how big fans are special to be powerful creature on the stove is laughing. The countertops and humans and gently rubbed along it's done. OK, I had split up and took forever. In three weeks. He demurred. "My parents seemed to drive!" One thing's for design ideas. I'm not only talk one of parts that RED campaign has a few wild animal. These include the lab analyzes the guy wasn't watching porn? The sender called me, there's rustling outside the lizards. He pulled the alien realm, and generally when they had to do pelvic thrusts. If they are the Off-Button factor, training methods, the oversimplified & counter-productive. The cop came down there. Smile, gasp, moan bland melodies have allergies, pop a pimp daddy fur coat. What a person or impellers, sit in a lot of his tires. The most things that he's got me is moved in their trust in the capitain's deck shouting "Sharks, sharks off my best to anyone else who I forgot all wrinkled and then they parked on over." This cancer of the corner. I just heard that you have that and suggestions, which case all walking away quickly as an addrress similar to shut the cop I'd challenged the obvious name comes from Blow Up was his lab around her genital slit. She was taking videos of the Berkeley engineering building. Well, it is best to be put in the dutch exchange with a coincidence/fortunate timing, he set out of our civilization. One word for you to watch geckos run by either side and casually look almost nothing like a Lincoln Escalade. The homeless guys an alien invasion. By being unbelievably smart... This morning, at home? If so, everyone in my hand open tearing out in porn and 90% of a lab around inside, rubbing gently. They do I could have you when you see, dolphins frequent. OK, enough with the geek-speak.

Charity mistake

fuck — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 23:25:27 GMT

On the radio today, they were talking about meals for charity and the holiday season coming up. They were at a soup kitchen and pulled an elderly gentleman aside for an interview. At first everything went well. At first. Interviewer: (typical blabber) Old man: Yeah, I'm coming to the church for my meals, but this is temporary. I'm changing my life. I've found a special lady, and we're getting married. Even an old guy like me can find someone. Interviewer: That's great! Old man: Yeah, we're getting married, getting a place for ourselves, and I won't have to come to the church for meals any more. Interviewer: Wow, what an inspiration. you're great. Old man: Yeah, once we have our own place, I'm puttin' that woman in the kitchen and getting her to WORK! Interviewer: Um... thank you, I've got to go... Old Man: Yup, She'll be in the kitchen and I'll have her cookin' up some food. Make me somethin' to EAT! Interviewer: (leaves quickly) ummm, anyway (typical blabber). oops.

I for one welcome our new NSA overlords.

fuck — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 17:56:34 GMT

The rumor I heard is that this "group" calling itself "New Systems Associates" is actually being run by Dick Cheney... Thus the N.S.A initials. Word is that he's using his iron fist control of tribe to track and eventually suppress what he calls the "freako lefty liberals". No wonder tribe is running better. The "new servers" are top of the line. They'd better be... they're in the PENTAGON! Your tax dollars at work.

Bush to write memoirs. Publisher says "take your time"

fuck — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 21:11:57 GMT

ha! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27557770/ My question about his book: Is it going to be a coloring book, or connect the dots?

Wild in the streets

fuck — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 04:15:20 GMT

I live a block from the UC Berkeley campus. People are going nuts up and down the street. I can hear the cheering and honking from my house. It's usually VERY quiet. The people around here are A LOT MORE excited than they have been for any other event since I moved in here. People are cheering A LOT louder than they do during the big Cal-Stanford game. ummm, Go team!

Leaving attachments behind.

fuck — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 20:14:28 GMT

When remodeling my kitchen, I replaced most of the appliances. But I left the stove hood. See, the sticker on the stove hood told me that it could provide "anything one's heart dictates". check it out in the pic above. Well, that's an awfully tall order for a stove hood. The hood has been a pretty good hood. It has a light, and a high and a low setting. all in all, a pretty good stove hood. But I think it's time to move on. I think I'm in the market for a new stove hood. It does have a Syncom motor, which I would think is a good thing, or they wouldn't put it on the sticker. Anything one's heart dictates. Is that too much for a stove hood to offer?

On natural selection and the choices of life

fuck — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 01:14:20 GMT

Note to the spider living INSIDE my bedroom ceiling lamp. I don't know how you got in there, but I'm pretty sure there are no moths flying around in there for you to eat.

Runningwolf for mayor

fuck — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 08:07:45 GMT

hey, remember running wolf? Yeah, didn't think so. Well, he and Dumpster Muffin were two of the major forces behind the save the trees effort. Here's his pic from the last sit in: http://people.tribe.net/fuck/photos/e7593b1c-731b-4bb0-81ac-3cba57877a07 here's an earlier blog about it: http://people.tribe.net/fuck/blog/79cfc22e-e0d6-4515-8f0c-58f71e665efb#comments apparently, I got bored before the trees came down and stopped blogging about it. (bored of tree sitters, bored of blogging, or bored of Tribe being down 90% of the time, I dunno, but bored.) Well, it turns out, Our good friend, mr running wolf is running for mayor: http://runningwolfformayor.org/pictures.php I learned tonight while at a corner liquor store, picking up libations for a party that he's running for mayor of berkeley. I loved the door hanger fliers, but I ESPECIALLY loved the baseball style trading cards. Wow, Runningwolf looks so much younger... and so much more braveheart-like http://www.protestshooter.com/20080617Oaks/IMG_0021.jpg vs http://people.tribe.net/fuck/photos/073f24de-3bd6-4967-88d7-c177ef08d9be vs http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2535428864/tt0112573 so, ummmm... Braveheart as a write-In candidate for mayor. [oh, and... I love how they say "Due to an election application snafu, RunningWolf has been omitted from the November ballot and must now run as a write-in cancidate.".. Ummm, by snafu do you mean that the city messed up your paperwork? ummm... or do you mean that you were all too stoned to turn it in?]

Does anyone still read these things? Another Write My Blog contest

fuck — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:01:29 GMT

I've done the "write my blog" contest a few times, and I can't believe it's been a year since the last one. Anyway, let's do it again. I kinda want to let people write entries, then pick the best one. However, I really want to keep my hands off the entry altogether, and make sure I don't bias it. so, let's have a contest: really simple, and really just a way to narrow the "write my blog" down to one. What should I be for Halloween? Best answer gets to write a blog entry for me. I'll post whatever you write with no disclaimer or mention that it isn't my work. you can choose the pic or leave it up to me. Some minor rules, no illegal or clearly gross/wrong stuff, like saying that I rape children or that I'm a republican or something.

Aaaahh.

fuck — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 17:45:25 GMT

There's something to be said for having clean windows... inside and out. Especially when your house consists of nothing but windows on two sides. Maybe soon, I'll be able to post "there's something to be said about finally having cleaned up all my junk around the house." Now that tribe's up from time to time, I'm trying to post more. What will I ever do when this place is gone? I just can't stomach facebook twitter or myspace. While I've got you here, maybe you can help me out... and the local bird population. See the green towel and chair with the plant on it? So, the local birds used to look right through my windows, and think the corner was just open air. They'd try to fly through my house. They'd hit their heads HARD. Once I thought the bird broke my window. So, not wanting broken windows, and wanting to help the birds avoid headaches, I put that towel and plant in the corner. I haven't had a bird incident since... but it looks horrible. Can you think of something less-ugly for me to put in the corner? Something that will still save the little guys? I tried a sign showing them that birds are required to wear helmets in this area, but they didn't seem to listen.

Caribou Barbie

fuck — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 05:08:42 GMT

I love it! doing a google search or a google image search for Caribou barbie. http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6981794 though, as political slams go, calling her that doesn't seem too awful. Last week, I heard her called a GILF. even THAT would be worse. So, now that tribe is up, at least 30% of the time, I'm trying to post as much as I can.

My contact info... Because tribe will be gone by Tuesday. I heard it from a reliable source.

fuck — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 02:17:14 GMT

I haven't heard anything. I don't know more than anyone else about when tribe will or won't die. And I'm not posting my personal info. It's not going to be THAT easy for the trolls and scumbags to continue being a cancer. 99% of tribers are absolutely great! the other 1% try really hard to ruin it for the 99%. I think most of you have my contact info, but if you don't, drop me a line. I'd love to keep in touch with you. But while you're here, here's a list of sex positions: (link not safe for work) NSFW http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpCpa_Fcj-0&feature=related -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- List of sex positions From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia * 1 Penetrative positions * 2 Non-penetrative positions * 3 Oral sex positions * 4 Other positions * 5 Group sex * 6 See also * 7 References * 8 Further reading * 9 External links Penetrative positions -------------------------------- meh, too long. check wikipedia for details

On the news tonight

fuck — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 06:22:34 GMT

1. Fight breaks out in Oakland courthouse over how to deal with the continuing series of armed invasion robberies. 2. Tribute to those recently slain on the streets of Oakland. Jackets to be displayed. 3. Oakland in the finals for award on successfully eliminating violent crime in your city. I just heard that and had to post it. I figure we all need a break from the Tribe obituaries/farewells everyone is posting. (The picture is what I found when I googled 'low crime in oakland')

Same person?

fuck — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 08:29:38 GMT

OK, fine, I'll give tribe another try. though now it seems to be all about bitching how often it goes down. [insert your own juvenile joke here] I walked by the TV this evening. they were interviewing Alice Cooper. I was SURE it was Harry Dean Stanton. damn, one person or what?

smiling Bob, not smilin' any more.

fuck — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:30:56 GMT

remember smiling Bob from the enzyte male enhancement pills comercials: https://www.berkeleybrands.com/enzyte/ well, he's going to jail for 25 years and he's been fined five hundred MILLION dollars! http://www.wlwt.com/news/17311994/detail.html Wow, that's a lot of pills. I can't imagine they got a lot of repeat customers, so that's a lot of disappointed guys.

Finally, a campain that can really make a difference

fuck — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 00:16:10 GMT

http://www.thepoint.com/campaigns/bono-retire-from-public-life-and-well-donate-a-ton-of-money-to-fight-aids They say it better than I could, so here's an excerpt: --------------- Bono’s philanthropy efforts are self-righteous, ineffective, & counter-productive. The RED campaign has managed to spend $40 million more on marketing that it has raised from RED product sales, while sending consumers a dangerous message. Read more Many involved in the global fight against AIDS worry that RED will make it harder to raise funds, and that the oversimplified & disempowered image of Africa that Bono perpetuates. , as exemplified in these incredibly condescending lyrics from the Band Aid Xmas song Bono helped create, obscures and undermines the assets African nations must focus on to defeat AIDS and poverty. The grassroots leaders of the global fight against AIDS didn’t ask for Bono to be their frontman. Its time for Bono to step down. We’ll all pledge donations to the Global Fund, but no pledges are collected until Bono retires from public life. If he wants to moan bland melodies he’ll have to do it quietly in his bedroom. If he want to fight AIDS he can make a direct donation instead of buying a sweatshop GAP T-shirt. As the pledges grow, Bono will have to decide what matters more, fighting AIDS effectively, or him being the movement’s frontman. --------------- please spread this far and wide, and donate if you can. We can make a difference. For HUNDREDS of articles about the dishonesty and selfserving crap, search for "Bono Fraud". Ever since his band crushed the group Negativland (and lied about it for years, of course) the liar has made my stomach turn. That's the letter U and the numeral 2

I'm glad things are still reasonable.

fuck — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 05:57:31 GMT

Here in Berkeley, there are developments with the tree sitters. Today they rejected a food for feces exchange program. http://origin.insidebayarea.com/oaklandtribune/localnews/ci_9710910 "Harrison offered to begin providing them with food and water in exchange for a commitment to begin lowering their human waste daily. Tree sitters have several buckets for excrement and last week, some used stockpiled waste as weapons against arborists attempting their removal. The tree sitters refused Harrison's offer. Still, police sent up 24 half-liter bottles of water, said university spokesman Dan Mogulof. "

Military to pay royalties for songs used in torture?

fuck — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 22:09:05 GMT

Wow, what a great idea! You know all those Psy Ops where the military blasts people with music, like Barney and Barry Manilow? Well, they're thinking about charging the military royalties: http://www.prefixmag.com/news/military-to-pay-royalties-for-songs-used-in-tortur/19825/ Barney VS the Army.

Homeless or Student

fuck — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 02:01:09 GMT

remember my game, "Homeless or Professor"? here are some posts about it: http://people.tribe.net/fuck/blog/6fadef80-6410-4072-a347-98d0f1c66e44 oops, that's the only one I can find. Well, homeless or professor goes like this: you'll see a weird guy walking around the UC Berkeley engineering building. clothes all wrinkled and dishelvled, probably mis-buttoned. shoes often don't match. Hair really funky, and looking like it was cut with children's scissors. then you guess: is the guy homeless or a professor. Well, today I was machining in the lab. Of course, I didn't wear my sunday best, as it's messy work. I was walking down the hall in old jeans and a ratty tee-shirt. Also, I was kinda dirty from the shop work. A professor was going into his lab, and noticed me coming down the hall. He stopped me. Him: Hi. are you a Mechanical Engineering student? (looks me up and down, obviously not pleased with my appearance) Me: Yes. do you need help with something? Him:no. where do you work? Me: I'm in the Human Engineering Lab... at the end of the hall. Him: (pause) OK, go ahead. (goes into his lab and leaves me alone). I guess he was playing "homeless or student".

Jesse Helms is dead

fuck — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 15:36:53 GMT

I would never celebrate the death of another human being. Jesse Helms is dead. RIP Attached are three photos I found when searching for images containing the term Jesse Helms.

you guys get me! you really get me!

fuck — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:49:45 GMT

I've felt so misunderstood, but now I know... you guys get me! http://gumption.typepad.com/blog/2008/04/do-youjustgetme.html or, as slashdot put it: "Despite all the media reports that your Facebook profile is giving the wrong impression, a psychological study shows people really can understand your personality from your online profile. Turns out you're not giving the wrong impression with your profile; you're giving the right impression to the wrong people. You can actually learn more about someone's Agreeableness from their online profile than from a first date."

finished

fuck — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 10:38:24 GMT

I had to get a bunch of really strange data for school. Prof told me to get it. I'm sure he didn't think I could. We didn't even have the equipment to do it. The other prof said noone does it because it's too hard. Oddly, a friend of mine had the machine. It's a machine that measures the voltage put out by your muscles when you flex them. So he came over to the lab every night this week, and we did the tests. We had problems all week long, but tonight we got the machine working. We strapped me into the electrodes, and we strapped me into the device I've been building, and we took the data. It took until now. I walked in the front door ten minutes ago (It's 3:30 am now), but we got the data. it's done. Ugh. tired now, but it's done. OK, good night.

Filthy words

fuck — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:38:44 GMT

original seven words were, shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits The Seven Words You Can Never Say On Tv by George Carlin I love words. I thank you for hearing my words. I want to tell you something about words that I think is important. They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion. Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid. then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them. There are some people that are not into all the words. There are some that would have you not use certain words. There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7 of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is. 399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7, Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember? "That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions, and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television? "Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits" Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul, curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war. "Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits" Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here, man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits, Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list, but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling. I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer." It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now." And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said, "I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay, Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow." So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word. I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed, and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out. But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words. Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no.

Superman

fuck — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:51:36 GMT

OK, this one is for Ms Lisabunny. (I hope you still log on to this site) So, it happened again. I saw one of the amazing Berkeley folk who make living in this town so interesting. I'm not talking about the tree sitters... yawn. They're trying so hard to be weird, and trying so hard for attention, they're not really amazing Berkeley personalities. Don't get me wrong, I've been going by the tree protests for a good time, but they just don't have that natural charisma I find in the Berkeley characters. Oh, and they all think I'm a cop. So I'm going with that. I've trained myself to take stealth pictures of the protesters. they don't like it when I just take pictures, so I've been doing it stealth. I hold my camera at my side and casually look around. Then I snap the picture. It took a while, but I've gotten pretty good at it. So back to the amazing Berkeley folk. As I walked out of the engineering building, yesterday, I saw one of my favorite local characters. The first few times I saw him, he was totally in his own world. Really on another planet, and he looked like he'd been there a while. I couldn't tell if he was a homeless guy or a professor. I love that guy. How interesting would it be to live your whole life in another world? you don't have to deal with the day-to-day stuff the rest of us bother with. He's probably so smart that he has no interest in the stuff we do. His focus is 10% on his coffee, and 90% on some crazy problem I'll never come close to understanding. I love that guy. Well, it turns out, he's not just super cool in my (admittedly eccentric) point of view, but he's also superman. By being so smart, he may really see and understand our world, but it's so easy and mundane, it only takes a tiny portion of his consciousness to 'get it'. here's what happened: I walked out of the engineering building and saw him a bit behind me. Well, (Lisa Bunny), as luck would have it, I had been taking pictures of my work all day, so for ONCE, unbelievably, I actually DID have my camera in my pocket! What a stroke of luck. I stopped, turned, "inspected" the parts in my hand as I pulled the camera from my pocket. I turned on the camera, glanced towards my unsuspecting target to get a trajectory, and began snapping pics. Again, I glanced to the side, to see where my guy was. Coincidentally, he'd stopped to tie his shoe, one step outside the camera range. Damn. I continue to "inspect" my parts until the guy continues on his path. From the corner of my eye, I see him move on. I snap more pictures, waiting for him to pass me. It takes longer than expected so I turn to check. For some reason, he'd changed course, and crossed the street walking away from me. WTF?!?! Well, I did get SOME pictures, kinda. tying shoe http://people.tribe.net/fuck/photos/f90f098a-acca-47fb-8812-9e9b92d6c9d3 not there at all http://people.tribe.net/fuck/photos/1afb3742-a983-4083-a5e0-5a2f5ab69f80 walking away http://people.tribe.net/fuck/photos/038c6dfb-ecbc-44df-bb3d-20b453d79760 So, in short, in addition to being unbelievably smart... This guy is Superman.

Dude, Maiden!!!

fuck — Thu, 29 May 2008 08:59:05 GMT

I went and saw Iron Maiden tonight. rock on dude. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zsgyzf42dA