Sage has a hot throat it makes me want to pour vodka down it!

Sage is the coolest. I mean the the hottest peace of meat out there!! I love her so much it makes me want to cry!! If you ever have the oportunity to meat sage well, you are in the presence of an angel.

Oh Sagelette, how long has it been? I pout constantly in your absence (okay, sometimes I just pout for the hell of it). You are loved!

Sage is a damn good waitress, contradictory to myself- (rakes in the dough) I don't feel bad though because I will not be serving people food or drinks in the hospital to make $$$. My yellow guitar misses Sage because it knows her fingertips no more. Maybe Sage should come and see me before I graduate and get the fuck out of here for good (humboldt county is a beautiful place)....I'll probably be closer soon....bay area? Although I am neglected, you kick ass, Sage and you make sad hilarious like no one else- love you!

I love Sage! She is one of the most kick ass girls I have ever met. A very wonderful and creative musician. 100% sincere and genuine person and always looking out for her friends. I miss you and can't wait to see you in Santa Cruz. So I have this great idea for a new Comedy Central show! It would be called -

The SC

It's like The OC but with people in Santa Cruz - you can imagine where it would go from there. See you soon.
Adam