Fudo wears zebra-stripe fur cowboy boots to formal affairs. And he writes amazingly beautiful, poetic songs. I feel like I'm home when I sing with him. He makes a flight suit look positively dashing, and he has a special way with hors d'oeuvres. Plus he's a 5-star cuddler, and can sometimes be like a big trained bear when he has enough faux fur on. Wait a minute... why are we not getting drunk right now??!??