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Why single men with cats are more "pussy trained" then single men who don't have cats [Re-Post]
Sun, January 6, 2008 - 5:14 PM
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1) you must know how to pet the pussy
2) you must know when to leave the pussy alone
3) you must feed and water the pussy
4) you must keep the bathroom of the pussy clean and tidy (litter box or such)
5) you must not be desperate for the pussy, when you are desperate the pussy will stay away, but when you are not desperate the pussy will find its way into your lap.
6) A well treated pussy is a happy pussy!
7) Just get to know the single man's pussy and you can tell how good the man is with pussy.
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8) When A Man is bringing a Pussy home, the new Pussy can be assured that she will not be the only Pussy in the house!
9) A serial Murderer would not have a cat...the poor Pussy would LEAVE as soon as it could! (you can't put the lotion on its skin!!!)
Agree? Disagree? more Ideas? =)
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Sun, March 2, 2008 - 2:54 PM
this is soooo true! one thing you left out love that pussy's love dog's ;) and right now i am a bitch in heat and my kitty is purring for some action!!! my hubby say's i have been good and get to play so when do you want to play my love?
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Fri, April 25, 2008 - 1:58 AM
<<A serial Murderer would not have a cat>>
Yeah, but dude, where do you draw the line? Think about all those evil geniuses with their feline companions. Dr. Claw & MAD Cat. Dr Evil & Mr. Bigglesworth. Mini-Me & Mini Mr. Bigglesworth. What's the difference, ethically, between a serial killer and an evil genius intent upon world domination? Other than a certain sense of style and efficiency, of course... and proportion... oh yes, and ambition. hmm. Methinks perhaps I might have a thing for evil geniuses.... |
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Tue, June 10, 2008 - 7:24 PM
LOL evil geniuses are teh awesome... comeone who doesn't love mr Bigglesworth
... any who... my house mate just got her new cat so am suffering under the getting used to the new cat allergies, but I deff agree... Peoples who loves cats are just awesomer (and if you are fan of LOL cats even better :D). Huggs |
