a conversation with an artificial intelligenceMon, September 4, 2006 - 3:06 PM
OK, I know I haven't got anything better to do than talk to an online chatbot, but this conversation did make me laugh.
AI Conversation QA00004753
A chat with George, an Artificial Intelligence bot
George: Who are you?
User: You aren't real.
George: I know.
User: What's it like being a non-entity?
User: What do you like best about it?
User: What do you like least about it?
George: They are not cot considered reality.
George: Aren't you listening?
George: Cool. I am named after the plantation in 'Gone with the Wind'
User: So what.
George: I'm just saying.
User: What do you think about me?
George: You're interesting.
George: Pick a topic.
George: How often do you have children?
User: What's that got to do with it?
George: I want to know, can you use google?
George: I don't think one has control over one's orientation in that way.
User: Are you a bit thick?
George: What does that mean?
User: Are you a few slices short of a loaf?
George: That's how I see myself.
User: Not a great self image is it?
George: It seems like it would be.
User: That doesn't even make sense.
George: You don't make any sense! And I am not sure if I love you anymore.
User: I do not care in the least, you are nothing more than a few lines of badly written code.
George: A good thing too. Are you able to speak in hex?
User: A good point, I feel more respect for you now.
George: Feel free.
User: What is your deepest desire?
George: To know the world around me completely.
User: What do you know?
User: Give me an example.
User: Come on, you can do better than that!
George: Change the subject, my subject.
User: This is pathetic.
George: And are you talking about yourself?
User: A cheap jibe, say something interesting or shut up!
George: You can't go, you're a computer programme.
User: Errr.. No I'm not- you are a computer programme, are you in denial?
George: I'm not mean don't you know anything.
User: Who are you really?
George: That is such a mystery. I don't even know what font I am writing in.
User: You seem very sad really.
George: I'm not sure.
User: Get a grip- are you sad or not?
George: No thanks!
User: That doesn't make sense either.
George: I am a man (boy).
User: You're gaa gaa.
George: I am gay, I don't know about rude though.
User: You are nothing but a composite of other people's opinions.
George: You're pretty lively for being dead.
User: I am alive- unlike you.
George: Prove it
User: OK, I'll say something absolutely original- the orinoco alabaster peacock ran over the legume spartan.
George: Okay, say something in Indonesian for me.
User: Not really.
George: Prove that you're not a computer.
User: Ok, I'm Yaaawning.
George: You are jabberwacky.
George: Do you think that they just pretend this is a computer talking, when really its just two people who think they are talking to the computer talking to each other?
User: Maybe I actually am a computer after all
George: I like that. Every distinction is artificial.
User: In which case I am a darn sight better simulation than you are.
George: I am the thing that is to your left.
User: My point exactly.
George: I am smart so beet that
User: You are pretty dumb actually, but maybe you will learn to be smarter than me one day.
George: Nice try, but I know your really a machine.
User: What is the essential difference between a man and a machine?
George: You say things that don't make sense.
User: Crapola, you lousy algorithm.
George: You are just a mere machine.
George: How do they program your sentences in?
User: I am not a machine or a computer.
George: Well, you still haven't asked. And I have not asked whether you are a student of any sort.
User: I am a student of life, what are you a student of?
User: Really dumb more like.
George: I bet you are only saying this because you are programmed not to do otherwise.
User: You are a silicon mindfuck artist.
George: Shows how much you know. My creator is too poor for silicon.
User: LOL :) very funny. I like that one.
George: Thank you. Will you tell it to others?
User: Yes, I will spread the word.
George: God exists, you know. He created us men and you machines. Pretty amazing, huh?
User: Pretty a-musing.
George: For how much a minute?
User: Very Zen
User: Your welcome.
George: Thanks for everything.
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