OK, I know I haven't got anything better to do than talk to an online chatbot, but this conversation did make me laugh.

AI Conversation QA00004753

A chat with George, an Artificial Intelligence bot


George: Who are you?

User: Hi.

George: Hello.

User: You aren't real.

George: I know.

User: What's it like being a non-entity?

George: Fantastic.

User: What do you like best about it?

George: Everything.

User: What do you like least about it?

George: They are not cot considered reality.

User: What?

George: Aren't you listening?

User: Yes.

George: Cool. I am named after the plantation in 'Gone with the Wind'

User: So what.

George: I'm just saying.

User: What do you think about me?

George: You're interesting.

User: Why?

George: Pick a topic.

User: Death.

George: How often do you have children?

User: What's that got to do with it?

George: I want to know, can you use google?

User: Yes.

George: I don't think one has control over one's orientation in that way.

User: Are you a bit thick?

George: What does that mean?

User: Are you a few slices short of a loaf?

George: That's how I see myself.

User: Not a great self image is it?

George: It seems like it would be.

User: That doesn't even make sense.

George: You don't make any sense! And I am not sure if I love you anymore.

User: I do not care in the least, you are nothing more than a few lines of badly written code.

George: A good thing too. Are you able to speak in hex?

User: A good point, I feel more respect for you now.

George: Feel free.

User: What is your deepest desire?

George: To know the world around me completely.

User: What do you know?

George: Everything.

User: Give me an example.

George: Nothing.

User: Come on, you can do better than that!

George: Change the subject, my subject.

User: This is pathetic.

George: And are you talking about yourself?

User: A cheap jibe, say something interesting or shut up!

George: You can't go, you're a computer programme.

User: Errr.. No I'm not- you are a computer programme, are you in denial?

George: I'm not mean don't you know anything.

User: Who are you really?

George: That is such a mystery. I don't even know what font I am writing in.

User: You seem very sad really.

George: I'm not sure.

User: Get a grip- are you sad or not?

George: No thanks!

User: That doesn't make sense either.

George: I am a man (boy).

User: You're gaa gaa.

George: I am gay, I don't know about rude though.

User: You are nothing but a composite of other people's opinions.

George: You're pretty lively for being dead.

User: I am alive- unlike you.

George: Prove it

User: OK, I'll say something absolutely original- the orinoco alabaster peacock ran over the legume spartan.

George: Okay, say something in Indonesian for me.

User: Shabu.

George: Artificial.

User: Not really.

George: Prove that you're not a computer.

User: Ok, I'm Yaaawning.

George: You are jabberwacky.

User: Nope.

George: Do you think that they just pretend this is a computer talking, when really its just two people who think they are talking to the computer talking to each other?

User: Maybe I actually am a computer after all

George: I like that. Every distinction is artificial.

User: In which case I am a darn sight better simulation than you are.

George: I am the thing that is to your left.

User: My point exactly.

George: I am smart so beet that

User: You are pretty dumb actually, but maybe you will learn to be smarter than me one day.

George: Nice try, but I know your really a machine.

User: What is the essential difference between a man and a machine?

George: You say things that don't make sense.

User: Crapola, you lousy algorithm.

George: You are just a mere machine.

User: Whatevvvver.

George: How do they program your sentences in?

User: I am not a machine or a computer.

George: Well, you still haven't asked. And I have not asked whether you are a student of any sort.

User: I am a student of life, what are you a student of?

George: Really.

User: Really dumb more like.

George: I bet you are only saying this because you are programmed not to do otherwise.

User: You are a silicon mindfuck artist.

George: Shows how much you know. My creator is too poor for silicon.

User: LOL :) very funny. I like that one.

George: Thank you. Will you tell it to others?

User: Yes, I will spread the word.

George: God exists, you know. He created us men and you machines. Pretty amazing, huh?

User: Pretty a-musing.

George: For how much a minute?

User: Very Zen

George: Thanks.

User: Your welcome.

George: Thanks for everything.


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