Requests module

pure: 1 a (1): unmixed with any other matter <pure gold>

i am so sick of marketing and the absolute vile crap that these people invent. they flat out create pseudo sciences, reinterpret words and their definitions, and pull shit straight out of their asses. they, however, are not the real evil. who, you ask, could be worse?

consumers. consumers that lap up the shit stains around the toilet rim of must have items. consumers with fat wallets, thin brains and a willing suspension of logic and reality. consumers who buy everything pandered to their demographic. it is the consumer who keeps these lying marketing bastards in business.

how the fuck can these assholes call anything 99% pure? by definition of the word, a product cannot be fractionally pure. its a contradiction in and of itself. something can either be PURE or NOT PURE. end of fucking list.

please, people. think before you buy.

get some metal tape and use it to attach ten dollar bills the the third rail at every subway station. you know the best part? you get to re-use the same ten dollar bill over and over again. we could even hire homeless people for installation/reinstallation (in case a ten-spot comes loose during the electric frenzy)

kids are useless until they are coordinated enough to load guns. me, id prefer to load my own.

i am a firm believer in better living through chemistry. why do major corporations develop drugs to treat psychoses, neuroses, and physiological ailments that YOU DONT HAVE and then proceed to list side effects that are worse than the original "symptoms"?

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my 1989 f-250 diesel is no more, ladies and germs... i sold it to my boss at movie time cars for proper disposal.

home.earthlink.net/~umop3pisdn/images/

either download the directory or click on trucksplosion.mov and then check out some aftermath pictures... i guess i was too close, the blast shook the camera in my hands. for all you bluenecks out there, this was done with glycerine and propane.