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Top ten WACK pick-up lines:

   Thu, February 8, 2007 - 8:04 PM
10. All I need is a little peace and quiet so give me a piece and I’ll be quiet.

9. Do you have Eritrean in you? …Do you want some?

8. How do you like your eggs in the morning?…Scrambled or fertilized?

7. You are hotter then berbere...So can I have a taste?

6. Are you from Tennessee? Cause you are a 10 I see.

5. You are the most interesting piece of ass I've talked to all evening.

4. I may not be Fred Flintstone...but I know how to make a bed rock.

3. Baby they need to put you on the food pyramid. That way I can eat you three times a day.

2. I am so into you, I can count the beats of your heart. Can l see the rest of your organs over coffee?

1. Hey bitch, ass up...face down.

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Fri, February 9, 2007 - 4:17 PM
You know what's even more wack is how many of these lines have worked on me! ha. Just kidding...some of em are kinda clever though. I'd give the guy points for having the balls to say them.