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I'm probably a lot more reserved in person than I am online. I'm not really an asshole, I just play one on the Internet. I like to make people smile and don't mind being the butt of my own jokes sometimes. I would consider myself pretty open and uninhibited. Mostly I really like people and being with friends.
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P: Hello, who are you?
Wed, July 22, 2009 - 4:44 PM
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D: I am Dr. Frank and I am here to administer your end of life order. P: I didn't consent to any end of life order! D: Yes you did, I have it right here. Any last requests? P: You are mistaken. In any case, note that I have changed my mind. D: Sorry, there's no "changed mind" block on the form. And your records indicate you suffer from dementia and are delusional. P: Dementia? I am only 22 years old! D: (chuckles) sure you are, too bad I can't see you with all... read more 
If you want to shrink something,
Sun, May 10, 2009 - 9:21 PM
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you must first allow it to expand. If you want to get rid of something, you must first allow it to flourish. If you want to take something, you must first allow it to be given. This is called the subtle perception of the way things are. The soft overcomes the hard. The slow overcomes the fast. Let your workings remain a mystery. Just show people the results.
“When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.”
Wed, May 6, 2009 - 9:54 PM
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-Benjamin Franklin
A member of Congress retires at FULL salary for the rest of their LIFE after serving only a single term in office. That is only 2 years in office for a member of the House.
Thu, March 19, 2009 - 12:20 AM
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Sickening. Bastards. 
You know, no matter what holiday we celebrate, be it Kwanzaa or Christmas or Hannukkah or Festivus, we are probably either doing it wrong or don't have the time or energy to do it completely. At the same time, there are people out there who are celebrating the living fuck out of their holiday. So I have an idea to bundle all of this surplus celebration into "Holiday Credits" that you can purchase to ensure that you have the proper amount of celebration accounted for. It removes all guilt fr...
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Wed, December 24, 2008 - 11:15 PM
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My TestimonialsApril 4, 2008
This notice is to inform you that you are officially under Bear protection from M-F 9 to 3.
You are a beautiful Creature loved by the Angels who watch over you, the Mother Earth, the YOOniverse, the Spirit in Everything and of course... Sooper Bear! at your service! Love, Hugs, OOF OFF and away! October 22, 2006
Y'know that can of mixed nuts, how there's some cashews, and some peanuts and other nuts all mixed in together? Well, there's always a really big nut in there, a HUGE nut, that nobody knows the name of, but it's always there and sometimes people won't eat it 'cause they don't know the name of it, but it's really yummy and they're all missing out just 'cause they don't know what to call it and that scares them.
That really big nut is Geekster. Now you know what that biggest nut is called and you won't miss out anymore.
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