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General Loofah

online 37 friends
joined on 05/09/06
last updated 05/06/08
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My peeeeeeeeeeps

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From the Adventures of Mark Twain!!!!!!!

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Did i step on your trumpet?

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My Bio

Gender
Male
Age
27
Location
about me
General Loofah here. Dedicated Midwest Burner.
Gate Greeter Extraordinaire.
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My Very cracked out ramblings

Pleasing People
is so predictable
we love you now
then stab you -- HOW MANY
times I obsess
and am making a mess
failing to impress you
in all that I can't do.

Dude. I love that song. its on my profile.

So I never noticed BTW in the song the line about "then stab you..." I love shanking people that piss me off. O wait, thats not what the song is about....I really like shanking people though.
Thu, May 15, 2008 - 5:02 PM permalink - 3 comments
 
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Fraggle Rock Movie? I just pooped a little!
Tue, May 13, 2008 - 7:45 PM permalink - 6 comments
 
I'm in Lima OH on business. Painfully bored and sober. I am stuck here in a hotel for the next three business days. Myabe tommorrow I'll get a flask of bourbon or something.
Sun, May 11, 2008 - 5:40 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_...s_incident

Wow. Screw worrying about guns in school. Lets suspend a kid for buying fucking Skittles from a classmate.

Fucking Nazis. I hope the entire schoolboard in New Haven gets raped by wild boars. But I suppose thats what happens when you become a bored WASP. New Haven CT is like the Whitest cracker town in whitey-ville.

I blame the patiot act.
Fri, May 9, 2008 - 12:31 PM permalink - 4 comments
 
It is that time of the year again! Each spring my dad throws a crawfish boil in St Louis and once again the time has come! For those of you who have never had crawfish, they’re like mini-lobsters, boiled live in a spicy broth. Then the poor fuckers are thrown on a table in a huge pile and we gorge ourselves until we pass out. Oh yeah, and we drink a lot of beer too. It’s a Louisiana tradition, which my family is from. I was born in Louisiana (but primarily raised in Missouri) and am ¼ C... read more
Fri, May 9, 2008 - 8:15 AM permalink - 15 comments
 
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My Testimonials

October 12, 2007
he is my Admiral.

fuck that General shit.

Admiral Loofah...
...you're the man, Yo.
;)

...now--where's the Spam and bacon?!
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My Recommendations

*****
"German Food in Jefferson City"
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