I like your pudding and other stuff too.

SOUR

WHY DO YOU ALLOW PEOPLE TO POST TESTIMONIALS ABOUT YOU?

THATS SO, MYSPACE

SO FRIENDSTER

I EXPECTED MORE FROM YOU

I EXPECTED LESS

I DONT ACCEPT THIS

YOU SOUR GINCH ASS KISSERS SHOULD KNOW HES REALLY A BLACK GIRL IN CHICAGO AND HE LIES ABOUT WHO SHE (HE) IS

this is an amazing man. individually, his artistic talent, his wit & his sensitivity would set him apart from the average guy....but combined as they are, they make an extraordinary human being. and in a sexy package, too.

i consider myself very lucky to know him.

This "person" Erikkk came to one of our biggest Swingers Parties of the Season, we rented the entire second floor of the Red Roof Inn in Valparaiso, IN and Sour Cunt prances in big as you please in some old, and I do mean old, balloon pants, a sleeveless muscle shirt (without the muscles, thank you) and one of those Pananma/Duran Duran hats, all from the Merry Go Round. And who can remember the last time they saw a Merry Go Round?

Not only does it prance in wearing clothes from a different century, he come with some little African American lady with no teeth named LaVonda. And the first thing they say to me is, "Where can touch up our makeup?' So I point them towards a bathroom and get on with the party.

A few minutes laster I decided to check on them because I hadn't seen them yet. Well, Lavonda is sitting on the john doing Number Two (loud and stinly too) and Erikkk is melting something in a spoon using a bic lighter. When he sees me he screams (like a girl)and spills it. then he starts cursing me out like I am some whore or his Mama or something and then that Lavonda jumps up (with wiping) and then I see that LaVonda has a dick.

I was gonna kick him out but being a christian, I let it stay. Long story short - an epidemic of cold sores went around the group that attended that party and I'm prettty sure I know who started it. And I'm pretty sure it was the same person who was the recipient of a strap-on that didn't get a very thorough cleaning, if you know what I mean.

So mark this one off the guest list unless you want a bunch of pissed off Swinger and dirty dildoes.

Trouble.....