I really hate bio's. I mean, I know that most people have them and need them and the shizzle, but EVS. In late 1995 I was making fun of a friend who was listening to techno music. I called it stupid techno shit. Then he played me some good Goa Trance and I was hooked. I became The Goa Constrictor! I started DJ'ing in my mothers basement and at various house parties. Eventually I started a radio show and started throwing events. Then I stopped throwing events and just DJ'd at them and on the radio. Then, years later, I got shingles. It hurt badly. I blame Ween for this. The doctor gave me some opiates to take away the pain. I took lots of them and drank a lot. I was quite tossed and walked by a pretentious Seattle art gallery with some wannabe "fabulous" hipster DJ. I, The Goa Constrictor, decided that while under heavy opiates and alcohol, I could be FABULOUS. In fact, I _WAS_ FABULOUS! That day, DJ Fabulous! was born. DJ Fabulous! tends to play more sleazy eletro and club hits with some breaks and other general ADD nonsense. The Goa Constrictor tends to play more Psychedelic shit. But not the "psychedelic" that the hippies like Goa Gil play. I play the real shit. Texas Faggott n Squaremeat, Nervasystem n Process, EvsY, Mantrix, Shakta, Vishnudata, Nam Shub of Enki and oh so much more. None of this matters though, it's best to simply listen for yourself. I have some DJ mixes online at my website www.goaconstrictor.com and I also host a weekly radio show playing only the most Fabulous! in psychedelic trance, techno and pop music. FABULOUS! Fridays on KPSU.oRg ( kpsu.org/program/fabulous_fridays ).
Don't disturb the sexing
-A'damn