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Local celebrity, icon and urban legend. Self-proclaimed geek and quite the dork on occasion. Prone to inhabit in the shadows. Always there and but never seen. "The Apparent Existence of Everywhere At The Same Time" Mission to collect knowledge before it is gone. Strive to reach the level of jedi master if not there already. Live to calculate the power of 42. Time travel is possible but only forward never backward. Easily bored. Easily amused. Disgruntled democrat who knows that all I can do now is move on, for now. Belief of natural selection. Mental and physical evolution by all means. More than once may have saved the day, but left the room to avoid the praise. I once caught a fly with one hand in 1989. I forced a fly to a next plane of existance with a blade of a chef knife in 2004. When asked for directions, I usually give a more scenic route then the direct path. Staying out of debt while being stuck by the man. I do feel afraid, sometimes small. Not on the same level as most because of lacked experiences. I will admit my faults. Deal with my consequences. I am blunt with honesty and truth. What you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas? Can you keep a secret? I'm trying to organize a prison break. We have to first get out of this bar, then the city, and then the country. Are you in or you out? Oh no. I've seen way to many Bond movies to know that you never reveal all the details of your plan - no matter how close you may think you are to success.

When are you people going to learn? It's not about who's right or wrong. No denomination's nailed it yet, and they never will because they're all too self-righteous to realize that it doesn't matter what you have faith in, just that you have faith. Your hearts are in the right place, but your brains need to wake up.