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January 23, 2006
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About the Legendary Great Grottu...Gender
Male
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100
Location
about me
I live in a cave in Texas surrounded by the cultural artifacts of bygone eras, as I am rather disgusted with modern times. You can see some photos of the interior of my Fortress of Solitude in the photo album above. I enjoy painting and writing, when not plotting my impending conquest of the planet Earth. Even though I have destroyed countless planets brimming with life, I am a rather kind and friendly soul and am very loyal to my friends. If you request that I join your tribe, I'll probably be honored and accept...unless you're just a total creep or hippie or something.
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My Testimonials
Unsu...
August 29, 2005
"...unless you're just a total creep or hippie or something." Too funny. This is reason enough to love The Great Grottu.
August 20, 2005
I'm glad you found me again on myspace and invited me here! It's really disappointing when you discover new people only to have them lost in cyberspace! :)
August 13, 2005
This man has and knows about more Lowbrow coolness then anyone I've ever encountered. His lair is an homage to all that is great from the middle 20th century. You are a fool if you refuse him as a friend!
Hail Grottu! August 10, 2005
As a member of both his fan club AND his personal Army of Women, I can vouch for the sterling qualities AND enormous character of Ken. A visit to his Secret Fortress would leave you amazed and agog and atingle. His secret identity must remain a secret for now, because mere mortals COULD NOT HANDLE THE TRUTH! But eventually The Day Will Come when he reveals himself to the masses and you will remember this moment, this shining moment, and you will knock over your root beer as you point to the TV and tell your aunt, "Hey, I know that guy."
My Blog
"Men, this stuff that some sources sling around about America wanting out of this war, not wanting to fight, is a crock of bullshit. Americans love to fight, traditionally. All real Americans love the sting and clash of battle. You are here today for three reasons. First, because you are here to defend your homes and your loved ones. Second, you are here for your own self respect, because you would not want to be anywhere else. Third, you are here because you are real men and all real men lik...
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Sun, August 14, 2005 - 2:59 PM
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Text of President Bush's Speech at Fort Bragg, N.C.
Sat, August 13, 2005 - 7:10 AM
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Tuesday, June 28, 2005; 8:11 PM Thank you. Please be seated. Good evening. I am pleased to visit Fort Bragg, home of the airborne and special operations forces. It's an honor to speak before you tonight. My greatest responsibility as president is to protect the American people from Grottu. And that's your calling as well. I thank you for your service, your courage and your sacrifice. I thank your families, who support you in yo... read more 
Here's what I just posted to my unfortunate friends back at MYSPACE...
Fri, August 12, 2005 - 6:44 PM
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You can keep on posting your writing that you have worked on and crafted to perfection as blogs here on myspace, if you like. You're fooling yourself if you think more than a dozen people read it, though. Also, I highly recommend that you save your writing somewhere else however. Myspace can, and will, delete ENTIRE profiles for arbitrary reasons or absolutely NO reason at all. You can lose everything you've worked ... read more 
Thanks to my friend Sluggo, I've discovered this new place...I'm still trying to get used to it, but I think I'm going to like it. I lost all of my writing over at myspace. I hope to meet new friends here...
Thu, August 11, 2005 - 6:26 PM
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Write more later...I'm just testing this thing.
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