October 23, 2006Greg is one of thoses rare stand up guys!
When I first met him, he saved me from Hippies by providing me with mature adult conversations and red meat.
Wait, that sounds kinda gay.
He's a man's man and if he were a woman, I'd do him.
Dammit, that really sounds gay!
Okay, his wife is Hot. There!!
He lives his life as it should be lived and that alone is admirable.
He is kinda hot himself.
That does it. I give up.
Greg is cool. NOT hot.
We're done here.