joined on 10/12/05
last updated 05/31/08
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The Vulcans Have Landed!
Spinagogue Workshops at the Boston YMCA! Saturday December 19th.
For the fourth year in a row (wow!) veteran spinners from the Vulcan in Oakland, California will be landing in Boston for a holiday workshop extravaganza.
Join us at our nations oldest YMCA on Huntington Ave. in downtown Boston for seven (7!) 75min workshops guaranteed to take you to the next level with, poi, staff, double staff and partner poi. Drop in for a single class for only $20 or get a...
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Greg Maldonado is...
Departing Dec 2nd for in Austin, TX... Spherecamp workshops with Margaret, Alien John and Noel Yee.
Departing Dec 9th for Dallas, TX... meeting the sister.
Departing Dec 11th for Texarcana, TX... meeting the family.
Departing Dec 16th for Boston, MA... workshops and FreezerBurn.
Departing Dec 21st for Providence, RI... workshops? or just a RISD raid.
Departing Dec 22nd for Harrisburg, PA... holiday with the family.
Departing Dec 27th for Philadelphia,...
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OMCC... the most manipulative camp in BRC is now also the milk cratyest camp as well.
We'll be juggling, spinning and soaking it up this year in fine recycled urban fashion.
In addition to some new infrastructure we've got some fun eye candy made from that most humble of dairy containers. Inspiration provided by the crate man crew in Melbourne, Australia.
If you are looking for a place to lay your head on playa this year let me know soon. We have about 7 spots left.
If you wan...
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! contact juggling,
! Jugglers,
! Oaksterdam,
<Vatra's Pyronauts & Padawans>,
** L.S.D. FUEGO **,
*~SaDa Fuego~*,
Art of Poi,
Autonomous Mutant Festival,
Bay Area Spin Jams,
Bearclaw Manufacturing,
Berkeley Juggling Club,
bOmtribe,
Circus,
Double Staffs and Poly~Stickery,
Fire,
Fire Art Injuries,
Fire Arts Education and Equipment,
Fire arts FAQ,
Fire by Trick Concepts,
FIRE GROOVE,
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March 18, 2006
maybe soul coughing said it best: born to be a god among salesmen, working the skinning tie... working door to door to door, extra tall extra wide.... oh well, it would take too many excerpts to do my point justice. no one esle in the world has become such a master of his own will, nor aquired such a silly degree of neural elasticity with which to adapt all of his juggling skills into a whole new fiery medium. hope to see you soon, darlin'. keep inspiring strangers. that way, they'll run away to portland sooner rather than later.
February 16, 2006
Though I admit that if I were going to become a homosexual, Greg would be the first person I'd slip it to, I still can't trust the negro as far as I could fire him through a particle accelerator. Oh, wait, that's pretty damn far. Well, then I guess I trust him quite a bit. In fact, my soul has been having quite a nice time on loan to the man. My soul told me that Greg might possibly be the next Jesus. Don't get him wrong, he won't be that pussy limp wrist "look at me, I'm the son of God" kind of guy. No, he'll be much more like that pussy limp wrist "look at me, I'm the incarnation of all that is misunderstood and usualy averted from because of my wicked juggling skillz" sort of guy. I'm not kidding about his skillz. I once saw a stout sailor break down into tears and tear his ears off just looking at his elbow stalls. BEWARE!!!!!!!!!
October 13, 2005
greg is with us for about 25-30 more years, so we better learn to love him. Fortunately, it isn't a hard thing to do; greg smiles often and only lites previously approved materials on fire in controlled situations, so he certainly won't burn you without your express consent, possibly even in written form.
Genghis Kahn says that Greg Maldonado can juggle better than Jesus.
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