Oh, and I forgot to mention in my testimonial above that I recently heard Gregory referred to as "the Gold Standard for Gentlemen". This is the truth, dear friends, although hearing this will make his refined ego even more inflated and might cause him to float a little higher while dancing...

A recent visit to the planet Gregory revealed a complex geological environment, both charming and unique.
On the surface, a handsome and graceful countryside seduces the eye..
A closer exam of the exterior reveals a thick layer of Gentleman Marble mingled with Egotistical Dandy quick-sand, making the ground both reassuring and entertaining to observe. Furthermore, the whole planet is subject to earthquakes which will make any visitor dance 100 mile an hour waltzes and polkas for hours at a time, so only ladies with tough (and elegant) constitutions are suggested to make a visit.
On exploration of the interior, an obviously heavy layer of Historic Knowledge is ringed with streaks of costumes and mines full of various Language Stalagtites...The core of planet Gregory consists of a mysterious bright substance that ranges from vaporous, embraceable affection to dark,morbid humour...
Any visitors should bring comfortable dance shoes and a good portion of victorian manners...

Dear Daddy,

This is your illegitimate daughter speaking. I just thought I should tell the world how you behave and what not, so that they can know who to look out for in the world. (Be warned, this is a long testamonial. It's me and Jackie. boo ya)

You're a good dancer, but you’re also slightly insane, doing all sorts of things that my arms and legs didn't know that they could bend that way and not feel horrible pain. But, at the end of the dance you are a gentleman.

Well, except for that...one...two...*ahem* except for those few times.

You must have a good sense of humor, as you've somehow been able to withstand the pokes that Jackie and I have poked you with, along with all of my other friends when I bring them. By 'withstand' I mean, you haven't taken out a shotgun and announced in a "The Shining"-esque moment "Heeeee're's GREGORY!"

You have kicked, bitten, poked, scratched, and forced us into suicidal maniac dances though, so I guess that makes up for it.

A man who is all too much like his Dickens Fair character, with only half the gentleman. And he’s dandier then anything I’ve ever seen. It’s kind of scary. Heh, well, that’s all for now.

-Mary

My turn. ß—Jackie

Gregory, huh. I didn’t know him that well in March (I still don’t, actually), so you can consider that testimonial void and out-dated.

Gregory is an evil demon. His polkas and swings are lethal, and his pivots are instant deaths. Waltzes are ok, except for the aforementioned pivots, but he’ll fight with you during waltzes, and somehow tangos with him turn into wrestling matches. Watch your back during Congresses, too.

Be wary of hugs as well, because more often than not he’ll get in a sucker punch or something. Or he’ll lift you. Yes, he is a scarecrow. But he can lift people. This should not be possible. Hence, he is an evil scarecrow demon (who makes dancing so much more entertaining than it should be).

He’ll just walk up and start slapping at you, too. He’s an instigator (and a fibber; I never provoke him, don’t believe a word he says).

After all those mean words, I guess I have to say something nice. Something nice. There, I said it.

Ok, ok, I’ll give a compliment. I’ve never found someone so interesting before in my life, and I never grow bored when I’m in his company. Ok, actually, I have been bored, but that’s because no one was talking.

So yes. That is all I will allow myself to say about Tiffany.

I mean, Gregory Sally.

Uh…look! Something dandy!

*cowers behind Mary*

One should only to be so lucky as to get a spin around the dance floor with him. Even cast as a villain he is so well mannered. He makes girls swoon.

OK, now I feel bad for writing such a short testamonial about such a nice guy. So here's what he REALLY deserves.

*clears throat* *rolls up shirt sleeves*

Gregory is THE perfect gentleman. Kind, considerate, and polite.

He's also TALL, which is GREAT for us tall freak Amazon women.

Excellent taste in outfit and dress, I must say (although those white gloves you have seem to slip off a lot of dresses).

An EXCELLENT dancer. I think, anyway. :D I'm a novice, don't really know what makes you good or not. Whatever it is, he has it. Believe it. Or die.

Always nice to see him, even if he IS in high demand by all the ladies (gee, I wonder why...)

VERY nice to have met him, and definitely one of the reasons why you should go to PEERS. :)

~J

(don't you tell anyone my real name!)