This was written as a response to a similar article on Newsvine, claiming robots were better than women:

1 Not as much risk of hardware failure
2 Practicing safe sex won't involve major negotiation
3 Doesn't shed.
4 Doesn't wear underwear to leave lying around
5You could get it with all kinds of attachments.
* A built in GPS so it doesn't matter if it won't ever stop and ask directions
* Make your frozen pina coladas without ever leaving the comfort of your bed.
* Aroma therapy module that doesn't include "unwashed man" frangrance
* Heater so not only does it not steal covers, you can put your feet on it in the winter-and it won't scream at you.
* Watch it vacuum the room while you sip the pina colada, and if you have the Vacuum Vibrator attachment, get in a little more fun when it's done cleaning.
* Multiple AC/DC hookups so you can recharge your cell phone and gadgets (like OhMiBod NSFW) in one convenient location.
* Get Internet access to watch hentai.NSFW
6 It won't fall asleep after sex. In fact, you can program it to clean the house while you snooze and bring you Eggs Benedict in the morning.
7 It will never forget any important date and you can set it to remind YOU so you don't forget.
8 Football injuries will never interfere with it cleaning house or doing yard work.
9 You already know he doesn't have a heart, so you won't be surprised.
10 If you get tired of it you can trade it in.