*NOTE TO SELF: Don't smoke with Zingara -- your arms will go numb!

*Heard coming outta our camp...
"Can I watch?"

*I got moisture in my wood!

*I'm all wet, why can't we do it here?*

*I blew it! Now it's gone!

*I'm horny -- you lost your wood!

*(I'm notorious for never actually answering my phone or making a phone call, but I answer texts. And emails. And I will actually call if you ask me to. But I won't if you don't. Got it?)
......................BTW, This is so me!! Although I didn't say it. Jaya said it on MySpace................. I adopt it as my motto.


*A note left pinned to his leather jacket from the cleaners, Peter O'Toole wants this phrase engraved on his tombstone:

"It distresses us to return work which is not perfect."

* "My third eye can usually find anything I'm looking for."
"Really? My third eye usually has an ice pick in it!"

*a conversation:
Q: "Hey, Zing... that's pretty cool, where you get that?"
A: "Marc's, $1.99."

*While doing henna:
I'm a human Etcho Sketch, turn me upside down and see if I disappear!

*Hello, are you talking?

*Overheard at Pennsic, two kids talking:
"I'm telling you, the Tooth Fairy put it under my pillow. She's real, believe it!"

*Jager makes you walk sideways in the morning!

*If you can hear the whipperwill, we're not too loud! *erupt into laughter*

*"shhhhh, we need to be quiet. People are sleeping...*CrAsH* STEVE-0, DID YOU FALL?!"

*Steve-0, Superhero 3 o'clock!

*Do me next!

*Did you do that?

*Move or I'll poke you in the butt!

*We're exactly the same, just a loittle bit different.

**The Harley Alarm**

*Stop telling the dog we're trashed!

*I got socked on Sake!

*Not even a leaf may leave.

*No!No!No! Get your head back up there!

*Interpreters do it with their hands... but then again, don't we all?

*I'm on top of the weed... *2 sec later, the weed is catapulted!

*You're a woman in need of a poking.

*You're robbing the oxygen from my personal space.

*I got 3 of 'em... in your face!

*You stuck me twice and didn't give me a kiss!

*Say my names.... ALL OF THEM!!

*Pill(ow) = the reason it's called a "pillow"... You put your pills on so at night, before you go to bed, you pull down the blanket and see them and say, "Oh... my pills!"

*I speak two languages... English and Drunk.

*Talking about LOVE is like dancing about architecture, but that isn't going to stop me from trying.

*I've met men with brains *glance down* and I've met men with balls: but it's not often I've met a two-time loser.
(none of us said that... we only hear it.)

*The difference between Cabaret and Tribal Bellydance is like using a plastic hammer compared to a real one – equating fake coins to real ones.

*Life's just one big fucking hurt right now!

*What's a fuckalit?

*We're so going to hell.

*One-hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?