WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!mad back-flips

HandSoLow — Wed, 08 Jun 2005 02:54:05 GMT

Through the miracle of Karma(Please god don't let this be a cruel joke...),I supposedly have tickets to the upcoming Moto GP races at Laguna Seca!Which was cool enough till my friend also told me what else comes with the ticket....2 more tickets for the following two days,*Eyes open Wide*,The COMPLETELY SOLD OUT PADDOCK PASSES!!!!(made of a special material,UN-OBTAIN-IUM,like you aint gettin one and still payin rent),*STRAIGHT STAGE DOVE INTO THE COUCH AND FREAKED DOGS OUT*....and aNd AND ULTRA-EXCLUSIVE RESERVED GRANDSTAND SEATS FOR SUNDAYS (!!!) RACE...*DIED OF HEART ATTACK FROM OVERWHELMING JOY* ................ SEE PIC.

A true story.....

HandSoLow — Wed, 11 May 2005 08:30:21 GMT

One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem." "What's the problem, Adam?", God replies. "Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I'm just not happy" "Why is that, Adam?", comes the reply from the heavens. "Lord, I know you created this place for me, with all this lovely food and all of the beautiful animals, but I am lonely." "Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution. I shall create a 'woman' for you." "What's a 'woman', Lord?" "This 'woman' will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring, and beautiful creature I have ever created. She will be so intelligent that she can figure out what you want before you want it. She will be so sensitive and caring that she will know your every mood and how to make you happy. Her beauty will rival that of the heavens and earth. She will unquestioningly care for your every need and desire. She will be the perfect companion for you.", replies the heavenly voice. "Sounds great." "She will be, but this is going to cost you, Adam." "How much will this 'woman' cost me Lord?", Adam replies. "She'll cost you your right arm, your right leg, an eye, an ear, and your left testicle." Adam ponders this for some time, with a look of deep thought and concern on his face. Finally Adam says to God, "Ehhh, what can I get for a rib?"

My world

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!*mad back-flips*

A true story.....

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!mad back-flips